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What is your favorite 'Friday' quote?

posted 18 years ago by lancedguy-1
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This is one of the funniest movies ever made!! In my book, one of the best FILMS ever made...a masterpiece. Every so often, I have to pop it in the VCR to get my Friday fix. I've probably seen it 100 times or more through the years. It's loaded with one liners that I've quoted and worn out with my friends, and after 10 years, I still catch myself laughing out loud when I think about this movie.

Smokey (to Craig): "Why don't you tell yo dad to comb his hair or SUMPTHIN!! Looks like a bunch of spiders is havin' a meetin' on his head!"

And another favorite:

Craig's father (talking in his sleep): SNORE..."Yeah...I'll take the 2 piece special, lots of hot sauce, and uh all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you."

[–] zeppelin1372 18 years ago

when craig sees big worm in the mirror: "you smoking my weed too? im gonna kill you and smokey because you playin with my emotions"

and when smokey is in the kitchen: "no sugar? yall aint ever got two things that match. either ya got kool aid, no sugar. peanut butter, no jelly. ham, no burger. damn!" also the weird ass "YES!" that craig does haha

and craig's dad talking about being a dog catcher: "i grab a dog. i choke him and i... kick the sh()t out of him. all day long got my foot up a dogs ass. just bang, bang, bang up his ass. thats my pleasure."

[–] CholeAngelEyedHunE 18 years ago

Craig's gf when he's asking her form $ and Felicia comes up: "UH-UH WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE *beep* IS THAT BITCH?! *beep* YOU *beep* YOU THINK YOU SLICK GO COME UP HERE AND ASK ME FOR SOME MONEY. WELL ASK THAT BITCH FOR SOME MONEY!" then she speeds off in her civic.

Craig's gf again: "you ain't got ta lie Craig, you ain't got ta lie."

Smokey & The Reverend:
Rev: "what we call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, we call it a sinny sin sin.
Smoke: "well around here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twinny twin twin, *beep*

Smoke going off on Debbie after she set him up with that girl: "you knew she was bald head, YOU KNEW SHE DIDN'T HAVE NO DAMN HAIR! (that has to be my fave seeing as it's my signature ;)

"you knew she was bald head, you KNEW she didn't have no damn hair!"
~Smokey, Friday~

[–] beno6789 18 years ago

It goes a lil' sumin like dis:-

SMOKEY (Talkin bout Miss Johnson) :- The older the berry, the sweeter the juice

CRAIG:- Thats the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice

SMOKEY:- Yeah well, she blacker than a mother *beep* too

Dat's sum funny *beep*

[–] Top_Notch08 18 years ago

Smokey:Dammnnn.. Ms. Parker finer than a mf...I'll knock the dust off that Puuu**y!
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Deebo:What's up Stanley...?
Stanley:*Looks at him supid*...
Deebo:Well..FCK YOU THEN PUNK!!

Reggie Bush: Rookie Of The Year!

[–] benmanning 18 years ago

Craigs dad to Craig when hes about to throw the cereal away 'you better put some water on that damn *beep* it makes me laugh every time

[–] dannyaspin 18 years ago

Stop being a bitch n come on!

That's my bike punk!

I'd like to knock the dust off that pussy!

[–] Top_Notch08 18 years ago

I also like the part when Smokey was forced to break in the house with Deebo, Smokey was whispering to Craig.."You a bitch!"..I think that was hella funny!

Reggie Bush: Rookie Of The Year!

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[–] Ankhenaten91 18 years ago

She said she looked like Janet Jackson!
Got out the car looking more like Freddie Jackson!

That kills me everytime!

[–] TheArtfulDetective 9 years ago

@ dannyaspin - Deebo to Smokey "Stop being a bitch and come on" is my favorite too and comes in use quite frequently LOL.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

[–] MrsMonroe74 16 years ago

^ lol@damn *beep*

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[–] MazulaBitchOnFire 18 years ago

Smokey to Felicia (when she's trying to score): Write it down, take a picture I don't give a *beep*!

Smokey to Craig (when smoking weed): You're *beep* up the rotation...it's puff puff give puff puff give...

Smokey to Deebo (after Craig beats Deebo): You just got knocked the *beep* out!

My mates and I quote this movie all the time when we're drunk...lol...never fails to make me laugh!

[–] orlandodiazjr 18 years ago

i like when craig's dad tells craig "In this house you work, go to school, cause if you don't you don't need to worry your a$$ being a dogcatcher, you need to worry about a dog catching yo' a$$"

and the part ""I grab a dog -- and I choke him! And I kick the $hit out of him! And I, And I, all day long my foot up a dog's a$$. Just bang, bang, bang, up his
a$$! That's my pleasure."

What you talkin' about you wait 'til I come out? I smelt your $hit for 22 years. Now you can't smell mine for five minutes?

i love those parts

[–] TheDoggfather 18 years ago

Deebo: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO OLD MAN!!?? HUH!!??

Red's Dad: No!

Blaze the weed up there!
Blaze that sh!t up nigha, yeahhh!!!

[–] Ithinkurlyingtome 18 years ago

I'm surprised that no one wrote this one:
"Oh, he gonna cry in the car!"
Love that part and many others! My sister and I can quote from this movie all day long! HOlla! :)

[–] TheDoggfather 18 years ago

Craig's Dad: I smelt yo sh!t for 22 years, now you can't smell mine for 5 minutes?!

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Smokey: (smoking weed with Hector) Smoke Dog baby! Remember that sh!t! Been smokin since I was 2!

Hector: Yo, take it easy homes!

Smokey: I know what I'm doin man! Shut the fu ck up!

Hector: Yo ese, take it easy!

Smokey: What! What is this sh!t?

Hector: It's Angel Dust homes!

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Craig: Damn! We almost had the money!

Smokey: (casually says) We don't have sh!t.

Blaze the weed up there!
Blaze that sh!t up nigha, yeahhh!!!

[–] fruitsjuicy 18 years ago

After the Pastor (Bernie Mac) tries to get weed from Smokey and Craig...
Smokey: The weed be letting you know.... evil lurks..

Big Worm talking to Smokey after the shootout...
Big Worm: There's principals involved.... there's principalities!!!

After Deebo knocks Red out...
Deebo: You want some of this too old man??
Father: NO!!! Boy I told you bout coming down here messin' wit these people....

[–] MovieFreak74 18 years ago

Bernie Mac after seeing Mrs. Parker bent over "Clawd have mercy, the Lord is my Shepherd and he know what I want"

Witch-King: "You fool! No man can kill me. Die now!"
Éowyn: "I am no man!"

[–] hesguardian 18 years ago

daaaamn i dont believe aint nobody said this one
smokey "Now I know you dont smoke weed and i know this but im gonna get you high today coz its friday you aint got no job and you aint got sh*t to do that is so tha best line in any film eva.
thats right

[–] gangstahippie 18 years ago

Definitly smokey's line in the end of the movie

"You got knocked the f uck out, gimmie my god damn money.Yeah paybacks a motherf ucker aint it bitch"

"There is only one return and it aint of the king, its of the jedi"-Randal from Clerks 2

[–] rlkimble 18 years ago

SMOKEY:I got mind control over deebo he be like "shut the F uck" i'll be quiet, but when he leave, i start talking again

[–] illwitdapill67 18 years ago

SMOKEY: Here comes Deebo.
CRAIG : Who ??
SMOKEY : DEEEE BO !!

[–] boyd-92 18 years ago

my favourite friday quote is

Smokey: BREAK YOUSELF FOOL
craig: YOU BETTER WATCH WHO WINDOW U JUMPING THROUGH BEFORE YOU GET BLASTED ON
Smokey: WITH WHAT YOU AINT GOT NOTHING MAN
Craig; WITH THIS(NOTE HE PULLS OUT A PISTOL)
Smokey:HEY WHERE YOU GET THAT FROM
Craig: YOU MAMA
*beep* YOU
*beep* YOU
Smokey:HEY QUIT PLAYING AND COME OUTSIDE

[–] tiffanykk2002 18 years ago

I cannot believe nobody said,

Ezal: Hey Smokey back here takin' a s*it... Well I aint gon' tell nobody else, lalalala....

Red: My grandmama gave me that chain.
Craig: He trippin' hard.
Red: Mannnn *beep* that.
Smokey: He gon' cry in the car.

Smokey: Next thing I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn draws.

Bernie Mac: Yeah, got a little prayer...

Red: It kinda looked like your head but, you couldn't really tell from the back.

Smokey: What's up Big Perm, I mean Big Worm.

Big Worm: It's the principal of the whole thing. It's principalities in this.

Craig & Smokey: Drive By!

Craig: You need a wig.

Classic

[–] girljms 18 years ago

SMOKEY:I got mind control over deebo he be like "shut the F uck" i'll be quiet, but when he leave, i start talking again

(My Signature)/Life would be boring without music and movies/

[–] krazy_problem_child100 18 years ago

damn yall ait never got two things that match;kool aid no sugar ,peanutbutter no jelly,ham no burger damn!!!-to ice cube

why dont you go get something to eat i know you hungry!-to fat girl

[–] icombataliens 18 years ago

"Ezal: Hey Smokey back here takin' a s*it... Well I aint gon' tell nobody else, lalalala...."

DAMMIT! Beat me to it.

But after that...

Craig: Hey... you want some Kool-Aid?
Smokey: N**** you KNOW I want some Kool-Aid!

[–] Popple_mario 18 years ago

Craig: What the *beep*
*Hears dog whimpers*
Craig: Man I'm trippin'.

I bet GW Bush got a 17.5 inch perch but the LIBERAL MEDIA took 1 off and changed it to a 7.5

[–] daisukematt 18 years ago

Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

What's up Big Perm?... I mean Big Worm.

Reverend: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...