What is your favorite 'Friday' quote? - Friday (1995) Discussion

[–] loveumtaylor 18 years ago

Ezzell the crack head: "You can have the knife back cuz I steal I don't kill"

DJ:Darlene called me a prevert
Roseanne:You're not a prevert honey, You're a pervert

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[–] ahustle2005-1 18 years ago

Mine is " you should me a stupid *beep* to get fire on ur day off .lol

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[–] man_dem03 18 years ago

MINE FOLLOWS FROM THE ABOVE

"WHY YOU WANNA STEAL BOXES FOR, YOU TRYIN A BUILD A CLUB HOUSE"

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[–] The-Magier 18 years ago

Mine is the scene at the ice-creamtruck with Big Worm and Smokey...

Big Worm: "What do you want?"

Little Boy: "What do you got?"

Big Worm: "Boy, what the fu*k you want?"

Shall i continue?

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[–] BrOwnEyes91 18 years ago

Smokey: Older the berry the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a *beep* too.

Smokey: You jus Got knocked the *beep* out!!!!!!!!!!

THanks HAve A NICe Day TOo....

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[–] mgm941 18 years ago

fat girl : ohhh wasss up?

smoky: NOT A DAMN THING!

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[–] tookaute 18 years ago

Smoke, buy me a 40oz for my birthday.

Today your birthday?

What's today?

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[–] nikeflip2 18 years ago

Smokey : "And there I was holed up in Deebo's pigeon coop sweatin like a slave."

Old lady in the beginning : "Well F(_)ck you! Half-dead mothaf(_)cka." <-- That one made me literally keel over with laughter.

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[–] donnyschick35 17 years ago

I have to agree with the above comment about the old jehovahs witness ladies in the beginning...soooo funny.

i also love when smokey's crappin in the bushes and ezell says " between you and me, when you all done, i'll clean all that sh$t up for two dollars" LMFAO

and when Joi is yellina t craig on the phone in the beginning about being with some other chick and she's got a man in bed behind her and she's like "you aint gots to lie craig, you aint gots to lie" awesome friggin flick

Yes! Yesssss! Come to Papa!!!!!-Plankton

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[–] fantasticokim 18 years ago

Felicia: "Craig, Can I borrow your vcr right quick?"
Craig: "HELL NO!!!"
Felicia:"I wanna dub a tape
Craig: "NO!!!"
Felicia: "It's the Mack"
Craig: "Goodbye Felicia"
Felicia: "Ya'll Stingy"

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[–] anxiety attack 18 years ago

Smokey: "Damn! You got to be a stupid muthaf@cka to get fired on your day off!"

Joi: "Fool! Where Craig at?

Smokey: "You ain't got no suga? Damn! Y'all don't ever have two things that match."

Mr. Jones: "How come everytime I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen?"

Deebo: "Yeah, but, I want Red's money!"

Red: "Why you trippin Deebo?!"

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[–] jmerenee 18 years ago

Kind of a stupid question that my friend and I argue over..after beating up Deebo, Red is riding off on his bike and pumps his fist in the air. Does he say "Red" or "Craig". I do the move all the time and say Red, but my friend is telling me I'm wrong. Thanks.

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[–] candycane86 18 years ago

"You better put some water on that damn sh*t!"

"My grandmama gave me that chain"

"She said she look like Janet Jackson, bitch looked like Freddie Jackson"

"Why don't you go and get something to eat, I know you hungry"

"What the *beep* that got to do wit me"

"You want some of this too old man", "No!"

"Stop slamming my goddamn door!"

A true friend stabs you in the front
-Oscar Wilde

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[–] mdnight_darkness 18 years ago

Craig's father - "Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen... In the GOT-@%$# refrigerator."

Everyone else covered most of my favorites, but my ultimate favorite (probably because of the way he says it) is this one

Smokey - "Break yourself, fool!"

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[–] Top_Notch08 18 years ago

Kind of a stupid question that my friend and I argue over..after beating up Deebo, Red is riding off on his bike and pumps his fist in the air. Does he say "Red" or "Craig". I do the move all the time and say Red, but my friend is telling me I'm wrong. Thanks.

He said "Red" while he was riding his bike down the street

Reggie Bush: Rookie Of The Year!

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[–] homsar5 18 years ago

"i want my chili fritos!"

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[–] DomuOtomo 18 years ago

Smokey "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F@#$ OUT!!"

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[–] dyne5000 18 years ago

Its friday craig, we gon get you high

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[–] SteelersFan07 18 years ago

"Dont nobody go to the bathroom for about 35-45 minutes, and someone open a window around here"... John Witherspoon is so funny in this movie.

Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!

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[–] Urban_Honey_Pioneer 18 years ago

"Every time I come in the kitchen, you're in the kitchen, in the G-D refrigerator, eatin' up all the food. All the chicken, all the pig feet, all the collard greens, all the hog mawls. I wanna eat some of them chit'lins! I love pig feet!"

Shamefully, I can quote most of the movie verbetum...

"Now last night before I went to bed, didn't I tell you to take out the trash?..."

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[–] nianechole 18 years ago

Everything with Bernie Mac lol.

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"Like A glove!" -Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

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[–] Godlesslouisianalady 18 years ago

Agreed!

and everything with John Witherspoon in it..he rocks!

"...english *beep* do you speak it?"

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[–] courts0 18 years ago

Deebo - "Yo what's up Stanley?...WELL F UCK YOU THEN PUNK!!!"

Entourage - Best Show on TV

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[–] Urban_Honey_Pioneer 18 years ago

"I've asked you fellows nicely, now for the last time, would you please stay off my... freaking grass!!!" (Stanley)

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[–] The_Freak 18 years ago

My favorite part is when Craig is talking to Debbie when he's high at his house and then randomly he hears that fake dog whine and says "What the *beep* in his head. Hahaha, I don't know if u count that as a quote...but nonetheless it's funny, I still laugh out loud when I hear that.

"It's not what you know. It's what you can prove."

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[–] jamikel922 18 years ago

Smokey: You gon laugh yo as.s off, you know Craig got fired yesterday
Big Worm: THE FU*K, THAT GOTTA DO WITH ME!!??

Smokey:Don't nobody want to mess with the Smoke dog!!!

Big Worm: First of all dont be callin here like you some straight up G, because I'll cut ya balls off & hand em to ya partna

"You think you big time!!??You goin to die *beep* big time!!!"

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[–] BAGreen-1 17 years ago

And you know this man

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[–] cuttnup87 17 years ago

miss parker finer than a mother *beep*

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[–] sigourneyayuri 14 years ago

That's my favorite too! Did you see the deleted scene of this scene.It's longer and still funny.

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[–] yankseva04 18 years ago

This is a truly funny film, with one memorable moment after another. My favorite line is near the beginning when cube is stuck in the bathroom with his dad who is trying to tell him that he should consider being in animal regulations (lol) despite his dislike of dogs bc his job consists largely of putting his foot up a dogs butt. He says "ITS MY PLEAAASUUUREE"

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