What is your favorite 'Friday' quote? - Friday (1995) Discussion

[–] emo3113 18 years ago

i cant believe no one has said this one yet.

Smokey: i got mind control over deebo, he be like shut the *beep* up, i be quiet, but when he leave, i be talkin again.

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[–] courts0 18 years ago

Actually, that quote is from the first one.

Entourage - Best Show on TV

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[–] courts0 18 years ago

Yeah it was. After he finds out Craig got fired, he calls him up to talk to him about becoming a dog catcher.

Entourage - Best Show on TV

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[–] dalinkwense 18 years ago

Deebo: Where you got my 40, homie?!
Craig: I thought you had $200?
Deebo: I do, but I wanna spend Red's money.

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Red: Hey, man, why didn't ya'll help me?
Smokey: Man, I'm high.
Red: Man, if it was ya'll, I would've helped ya'll.
Craig: What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke backyard?
Smokey: Yeah?
(long pause)
Red: Oh, that was different.

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Smokey: Man, I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, "Shut the *beep* up!" I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again.

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Smokey: Always talkin' *beep*
Craig: Wait, wait, hold up.
Smokey: Why don't you tell him to comb his god damn hair?! Like a bunch of spiders just havin' a meetin' on his head.
Craig: I'm about sick of you.
Smokey: I'm sick of you.

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Fat Girl Rita: Ooooh, wasssup?
Smokey: Not a damn thing!!
Fat Girl Rita: So are you gonna kick it or what?
Smokey: We can kick it, but I forgot I gotta go pick my mom from work, and you know how that is.
Fat Girl Rita: That's alright, I'll take you to get her.
Smokey: Nah! She don't like a lot of people... with me when I go get her.
Smokey: Look, why don't you go across the street and get you something to eat? I know you hungry!
Fat Girl Rita: Uh-uh,'cause, see, I ate twice before I came.

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[–] xXSallyXx 18 years ago

i like that quote too emo3113. it makes no sense that's why i always crack up.

but one of my favorites is after craig and deebo fight dana says "he thinks he's the mack" and the dad says "macaroni" its so like his character in wayans bros

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[–] mnsbf 18 years ago

ROTFLMBBAO!! That is my favorite, too!

Another one already mentioned is when Felicia is asking to borrow a dam VCR!!!

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[–] micaofboca-1 18 years ago

Easily the funniest line: "Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here (bag of herb) a little twenty twen twen, Nigg Ah.....

Reverend: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen,
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: NIGG AH!
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.

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[–] Jer2004 18 years ago

I AIN'T TRYING TO BE NO DOG CATCHER!

Funniest quote has to go to Ezal.

"Oh my neck,my back,my neck and my back!"

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[–] assclump 18 years ago

"Easily the funniest line: "Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here (bag of herb) a little twenty twen twen, *beep*

Reverend: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen,
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: *beep*
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts. "
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easily the best!!!!!
quality

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[–] cocoloco2345 17 years ago

hahaha yesss!!! i was so surprised that noone said that earlier! best movie quote of all time, EASILY

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[–] cody1284 18 years ago

Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
Store Employee: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.

"DO THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS?"

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[–] BauerBalboa 18 years ago

"YOU AINT GONNA CATCH NO CRACK-HEAD!!!"

R.I.P.
Steve Irwin. You will be missed.
Peter Brock. Man of The Mountain.

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[–] DogInSpace 18 years ago

the best part has to be when smokey starts quoting scarface.
"that's ok. she'll be back. another quaalude, she'll love me in the morning."
ain't that right frank.

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[–] desifir667 18 years ago

funny

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[–] m_seever61115 18 years ago

I was hoping someone would put this quote down....thanks it's one of my favorite quotes too

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[–] grand_champ_1 18 years ago

smokey: YOU *beep* UP THE ROTATION! ITS PUFF-PUFF GIVE

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[–] pmd4657 18 years ago

cmon craig stimulate yo mind

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[–] ltiger00 18 years ago

When they're hiding in the back of the truck and Smokey calls for his momma all scared and Craig says "her fat ass aint gonna do sh*t!"

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[–] acausseaux 18 years ago

and i mean never ever ever ever ever ever ever come back here

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[–] rahmanr 18 years ago

Felisha: Craig, Craig?

Craig: What?

Felisha: Lend me your vcr, i need to double tape real quick?

Craig: Hell No!

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[–] tamekk25 18 years ago

Felicia: Whut's up Craig? Whut's up Smookeeyyy?
Whut ya'll smokin' on?
Smokey: Nuthin! Whut you want?
Felicia: Oh! I need to borrow your car right quick
Smokey: Whut kinda *beep* is dat?! Most people wanna borrow sugar or ketchup, but you...you wanna borrow my car? HELL NAW! Get da Hell on Felicia!
Felicia: Well lemme borrow a joint
Smokey: You need to borrow a job!! With yo broke azz, always tryna smoke up sumbody *beep*
Felicia: I'll remeber that
Smokey: Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a *beep*

Classic Movie!!! I bought 2 dvds in case one get scratched

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[–] metalfactoryrecords 18 years ago

Felicia: Whut's up Craig? Whut's up Smookeeyyy?
Whut ya'll smokin' on?
Smokey: Nuthin! Whut you want?
Felicia: Oh! I need to borrow your car right quick
Smokey: Whut kinda *beep* is dat?! Most people wanna borrow sugar or ketchup, but you...you wanna borrow my car? HELL NAW! Get da Hell on Felicia!
Felicia: Well lemme borrow a joint
Smokey: You need to borrow a job!! With yo broke azz, always tryna smoke up sumbody *beep*
Felicia: I'll remeber that
Smokey: Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a *beep*

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[–] NortonAddict 18 years ago

Craig- don't wassup me. better be leaving these trash cans alone, knocked em over last week.
Kid - man you trippin. [bikes away] gonna get your ugly @$$ cans anyway!
Craig - [almost goes after him] bastard

I love the way he says it. Makes me grin just thinking about it.

Nort

He's got a TOWEL![runs away]

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[–] papercutss 18 years ago

Smokey: "How the hell you get fired on your day off?"
Craig: "Said they seen me stealin boxes"
Smokey: "What the hell you stealing boxes for? you tryna make a club house?"
(something along those lines)

Craig: "We aint got no sugar!"
Smokey: "You aint got no sugar? daaaamn! yall aint got no 2 things that match... Kool-aid no sugar, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger... damn.."

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