My favorite line


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Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....

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"I gotta go, something suddenly came up!"





"i am he as you are he as you are me and we are altogether."

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"now i'll never be a teen model!"

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Mine is when the kids were talking about having to move and Jan mentions having to find/make new friends. Marcia then says something like "Don't be silly Jan, you don't have any friends!".

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Carol asking Doug if he has any protection, and he says yes, and that he has assorted colors and textures.

Sam "delivering some meat"

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LMAO

But Jan, you dont have any friends, LMAO tahts my fav line too

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"Mine is when the kids were talking about having to move and Jan mentions having to find/make new friends. Marcia then says something like "Don't be silly Jan, you don't have any friends!"."

I love that one too. The look Jan gave Marcia was priceless.

Mike: Put on your Sunday best kids, we're going to Sears!

Charlie: Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Marcia: It's called a French kiss, Charlie.
Charlie: Um, Marcia, I gotta go. Uh... Something suddenly came up.

Mr Dittmeyer: Why don't you hop back on the Swiss Miss package where you belong huh?
Cindy: Okay!

Marcia: Oh those are pretty pictures, what have you modeled for?
Model: Guess.
Marcia: Are you a Breck girl?
Model: No, Guess Jeans.
Marcia: Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh?

Mrs. Cummings: Jan, come back when you're pregnant!

Jan [her demonic inner voices] Watch my head spin! Kill! Kill! KILL!
[out loud]
Jan: No, stop it! I can't take it anymore!
[her demonic inner voices]
Jan: Ah, shut up you loser!
Grandma: Jan, cut the crap!
Jan: They're gone! Thank you grandma!

Carol: Marcia it looks like rain, you better take your shawl. How about you Doug? Do you have any protection?
Doug: Oh, yes ma'am. Assorted colours and textures!
Carol: Good for you!
Mike: Have fun, kids.



Don't eva let nobody tell you you ain't strong enough

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Mrs. Dittmeyer to Greg & Peter: Two Bradys! Tell you what.. when you boys are done why don't you come in and help me make a sandwich?

Halarious!

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Obvious innuendo....

Especially since she is filmed 'in between' Greg and Peter....lol

"Do I have a beautiful face?"-Lady Zhao (Gong Li) The Emperor and the Assassin (1998)

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Marcia: "But Jan you don't have any friends".

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"Dad, there's a Brady in our yard!"

Just the way she said it. As if the Bradys are smurfs, or something.



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