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My favorite line

posted 20 years ago by EPLakeLA
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Greg: Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle?

THE DOVE OF AMERICA

Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....

[–] etsis 15 years ago

Cindy: Daddy, Mrs. Dittmeyer says next Christmas she'll wrap your package!

[–] DarkDan 15 years ago

"Let's knock over a 7-11!"

Fortune for a quarter? I LOVE quarters! Give me a quarter, I'll tell you your fortune.

[–] FlyingTampon 15 years ago

When the dog is about to pee on Mr. Dittmeyer's head

"Try it and you're spam"

[–] jgar6-1 15 years ago

Not verbatum, but the scene where Marcia is getting picked up for her date after having her nose broken:

"Well I suppose you don't want to go out now."

"Don't worry, its not your nose I'm after"

[–] chakutski 14 years ago

Gee, you sure have some strong thigh muscles Mrs. Whitfield.

Don't be shy, your mother wasn't. - Xena.

[–] Movie_Piranha_1979 14 years ago

One of my favorites:

Greg Brady: Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hep in far out ways.

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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[–] Smush Master 14 years ago

She's harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert.

[–] furymachine 14 years ago

Can't believe I'm the first person, in 5 and a half years since this topic started, to mention this line.

Greg: You just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, that something suddenly came up.
Marcia: And that really works?
Greg: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time!

Cracks me up every time.

[–] gloops_new_account 14 years ago

"Why don't you hop back on the Swiss Miss package where you belong."

This movie rocks.

[–] Pinky2000 14 years ago

"Hit the road Bad Seed!"

YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

[–] mandapanda16 14 years ago

I love this one because, well, it's the world's most awkward title drop:

"The eight of us separate... well, nine, counting Alice... technically, ten with Sam... the ten of separate, we're just ten. But all of us together, we're a bunch."
"Yeah. The Brady Bunch!"

I also like Schulzy's line. Something like: "Thought I'd get married, have a family. Three boys, three girls. Then a little voice inside said, 'Who are you kidding, they'll probably treat you like a maid.'"

[–] Odilwerk 13 years ago

Jans line as shes walking through school.

'There must be a way to make 20,000 dollARs'

Just the way she says it, the way she walks, hilarious.

[–] freefall79 13 years ago

not a favourite line...but a favourite scene. When Davy Jones from the Monkees appears and totally charms the audience whilst rocking out "Thank you girl" is just awesome

Thunderbirds Aren't Slow

[–] dkgambler 13 years ago

Cindy skips into the kitchen after swapping misdelivered mail with the Dittmeyers and says "Daddy, Mrs. Dittmeyer said she wants to wrap your package this Christmas!", followed by a puzzled look from Mike.

[–] HighwayRoad 12 years ago

"Uh, Jan... come back when you're pregnant... and, GURL... you betta WERK."
http://youtu.be/QLOOVcE5zdI?t=1m35s

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[–] rckland 12 years ago

"Cut my hair?" (Slap)

[–] psdhart 12 years ago

Watch out, Mithter, your shoeth are going to thlip in the juithe!

[–] jefgg 11 years ago

Marcia Brady: Oh those are pretty pictures, what have you modeled for?
Model: Guess.
Marcia Brady: Are you a Breck girl?
Model: No, Guess Jeans.
Marcia Brady: Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh?

[–] misskate1990 11 years ago

Mike Brady: Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now is that the tale you want to tell?

Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends