My favorite line

Yay! We're going to Sears ^_^

Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason...so they can stick it up your ass. - Don Vito

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My favorite line was (and I'll be d****** if I can't remember it now) was the line spoken by Florence Henderson at Jan, when Jan is on one of her neurotic "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!" trips.

Anybody remember what she said? I THINK remember it involved one word of profanity, and if you've seen the original series, it was funny as h*ll to see Jan get what she deserved.

She says "Jan, cut the crap!!"

Tiger, Tiger... whatever happened to that dog?

Cindy comes home after hearing Mr. Dittmeyer refer to his wife's hangover and also a specific sexual innuendo he used while talking on the phone.
Mrs. Brady: "So, how are the Dittmeyers?"
Cindy: "Mr. Dittmeyer said Mrs. Dittmeyer's overhung, but he's just in a bad mood because he took it in the rear."

"Thee you on the theethaw thindy!"

Marcia Brady: Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Doug: It's called a french kiss.
Marcia Brady: But I thought you were from Nebraska!

Mike Brady: Put on your Sunday best kids; we're going to Sears!

Cindy Brady: [lisping] My mommy asked me to ask you if you had any of our mail by mistake.
Mr. Dittmeyer: Look, I don't understand you, what do you want?
Cindy Brady: My mommy asked me to ask you if you had any of our mail by mistake.
Mr. Dittmeyer: What?
Cindy Brady: My mommy asked me to ask you if you had any of our mail by mistake.
Mr. Dittmeyer: Nope, not a clue.

One time I was over there. One bathroom for nine people? And I never did see a toilet.

Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
Marcia Brady: You mean like walking with a book on my head?
Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?
Marcia Brady: [slaps him] Cut my hair?

there's soo many more but i just copied all of those cuz i'm too lazy 2 type!

"excitement makes me fart "-spinner from degrassi

I'm pretty sure it was actually,
"A wise man once said, 'Wherever you go, there you are.'"
That's one of my favorite lines hahaha