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My favorite line

posted 20 years ago by EPLakeLA
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[–] tb19891989 18 years ago

"Hey look everyone! It's the new Jan Brady!"

I actually use that quote in day-to-day life.

[–] xPhenomenusx 17 years ago

Brilliant.

[–] xchanginglances 17 years ago

Mike Brady: "What are you doing here, Sam?"

Sam (in a robe & holding a cigar): "Uh. Let's just say I came over to deliver some meat."

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[–] samtheman1392 17 years ago

By far the best line

Marsha- Greg I think I felt your tongue in my mouth.

Greg- Thats a french kiss marsha

Marsha- Greg I thought you said you were from Nebraska

[–] corleone29 17 years ago

A hung-over Mrs. Dittmeyer to her husband: Hand me my ice mask...

Mr. Dittmeyer: We're gonna be so rich, you'll be able to hire an Eskimo to sit on your face!

For such a small part, Jean Smart was hilarious as the boozy Mrs. Dittmeyer.

[–] chelsea4ever_666 17 years ago

Best line of the film is towards the end when the guy from police academy has stayed over with the maid, and he says hes been "delivering some meat!"

the inuendo in this film is genius

[–] Child_OfThe_Moon 17 years ago

I'm pretty sure Carol saying "You're the best player on his team!" was a reference to the original Mike's sexuality.

[–] Sleepygean1 11 years ago

By far the best line

Marsha- Greg I think I felt your tongue in my mouth.

Greg- Thats a french kiss marsha

Marsha- Greg I thought you said you were from Nebraska

Not sure if you are joking on this one, but that wasn't Greg that said that it was Doug.

"Illusion Michael, A magic trick is what a whore does for money."
GOB

[–] Dr_Van_Nostrand 17 years ago

Mike: "Put on your Sunday best kids, we're going to Sears."

Carjacker: "This is a car-jack.
Greg: "Of course this is a car, but my name's not Jack it's Greg, and this is my sister Marcia."

"Remember Obi, once you're in hell, only the devil can help you out"-Jigsaw/John Kramer

[–] Jenesis 17 years ago

"Thee you on the theethaw, Thinday!"

"Well hey there groovy chick, you're really happening in a far-out way."

"You look like a super creep."

(¯`· ._.» º Jenesis º «._.·´¯)

[–] Jenesis 17 years ago

"Shut up before you have a toxic dump!"

(¯`· ._.» º Jenesis º «._.·´¯)

[–] LadyLovie 17 years ago

"clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew.ponies never ran before"

[–] giro_o 17 years ago

"Don't bend over Greg" another reference to original Mike Brady's sexuality.

[–] Maria_Sanchez 17 years ago

Greg: Hi, I'm Johnny Bravo

Random person from Crowd: Johnny!!

hehehehehehe!

[–] Gina_Riley_Admirer 17 years ago

The part where Doug Simpson is about to approach Marcia and she can't decide whether to get rid of Noreen or not. "Go." "Stay." "Go." And Noreen so willingly obliging to each of Marcia's commands. :P

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