3. The pickle race on the window of the restaurant and accompanying conversation about "Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson."
2. When Karl comes into the tent and does his impression of Eric's "weasel laugh."
1. Billy constantly lifting his shirt while his dad is having an important talk with him, showing his dad that this is "Frank's shirt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6I3iBivUo
Most underrated comedian on the scene today
okay so this has probably already been posted but one of the best scenes is where the elementry school principal goes into the mansion to use the bathroom and the mean guy whose against billy shows him the wrestler magazine with his picture on it THE REVOLTING BLOB. omg the expression of the principal when the other guy pulls out the magazine...priceless!
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share"Congratulations Billy, you've just passed the first grade!"
"Really? What do you think of that Mr. Duck?"
"That's quack-tastic, quack quack!"
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Why so serioussss?
This movie had too many to list. I think almost every scene had classic moments in it. It's a true gem of comedy and never gets old. This movie has a quality missing from almost every movie.....non stop classic scenes. I've never known a movie to have so many repeated lines from a movie other than this. Sure some movies have classic scenes....but this whole movie was 1 big laugh....loved it.
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You knew that sitting in science class and the topic was chlorophyll... some one was going to burst out.. "Chlorophyll more like a bor-ophyll"
shareLol the part where the Lunch lady starts laughing and so does Billy and the kids. I know how you kids like em SHLOPPY.
What did one snowman say to the other?
He called the sh!t poop!
shareAll of mine have been said, I think.
I had a few of them in my mind while reading this, but I forgot them.
My friends and I OFTEN say "That is correct" like Chris Farley's character and act like we're about to pull our shirts off... Hahaa
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Love the part where Billy's father says: "Oh Billy, Billy boy, when are you going to find whatever it is you are looking for" and then the camera cuts to Billy whos says: "Here's a nice piece of *beep*
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cracks me up every time:-)
"That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ace. I know from experience dude."
"No you don't"
"Well not me personally but a guy I know. Him n her GOT IT IN wooooooooooooweeee"
"No they didn't"
"No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did huh huh huh?
lol i loved chris farleys character
Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch.
"Billy, how come you're not poundin' any tonight?"
"I dunno. My dad was yelling at me earlier, I'm just not in the mood."
I don't know why, but that exchange is just hilarious to me.
Also, when Chris Farley takes his shirt off for Billy. The look on Billy's face when is priceless. He looks so surprised, as if he just materialized in front of his very eyes.
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For some reason I find it hilarious when one of the high school nerds says "Yeah, you should start cutting your underwear before you get to school. It rips easier."
share1. the retarded laughing reaction to the talking dog show "speak for yourself, moron!"
2. steve buscemi w/ lipstick
3/ the old man bag of sh!t
4. chloraphyll, more like BORAPHYLL! (entrie sequence)
After seeing the news thingy about the billionaire's son who cheater his way through school when Norm goes "Now now, maybe it's someone else..." Yeah I don't know why but I cracked up.
Sometimes people have feelings. I am referrin' to people here.
This is like a page of them:
http://twynne105.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/billy-madison/
I always laugh when the penguin starts to rub his wing on the bus driver's junk at the end. the look on Farley's face just cracks me up
shareeverytime, i laugh at when the old lady, on the field trip says. "I know who ate the lunches, it was theat D*AMN sasquatch!" hahahah
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Frank: I think Billy and his girlfriend are playing water polo or something.
Jack: Hey, maybe they're playing Marco Polo. Marco.
Frank: Polo. Jeez, that was a great game.
I don't know if anyone posted this one but when Juanita the housekeeper tells him You can stay home and help me shave my armpits and then she has this loud boisterous laugh. lol or when Eric hits his secretary in the head with what i'm assuming is a paper weight. Fast forward to Billy's dad having a somewhat serious conversation and out of nowhere he's like everything is going wrong, and now even Eric's secretary is in a coma lol
"Mr. Madison that was the dumbest response I have ever heard everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul"
KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!!
"O'Doyle Rules!!!"...It was such a good line that I made it my user name!!!
shareThe most underrated scene in the movie is at the end where everyone is getting paired up for a kissing scene...Farley making out with the penguin was especially brilliant!
sharei laughed the hardest watching this scene
Chris Farley facial expression was priceless and you can make out a squeak from the penguin while its doing the deed
chris farley the driver's expression was also priceless after the kids threw the lunch bag at him after muttering "I'll turn this goddamned bus around and end your precious little fieldtrip!". the forced anguish on his face was just lol.
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