3. The pickle race on the window of the restaurant and accompanying conversation about "Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson."
2. When Karl comes into the tent and does his impression of Eric's "weasel laugh."
1. Billy constantly lifting his shirt while his dad is having an important talk with him, showing his dad that this is "Frank's shirt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6I3iBivUo
Most underrated comedian on the scene today
when eric is teasing billy at the dinner table & billy's speaking gibberish to him.
every part the bus driver had
& billys valentine card from the principal-i like that song that plays in that scene too.
What about you sideburns, you want some of this milk?
Okay I have NO IDEA if anyone said this one yet, and no one will prob find this as funny.
But I LOVE Billy's friends (Norm McDonald). I love Norms voice. But when His friends are passed out by the pool, and they wake up seeing Veronica beating Billy up in the pool. And they are wondering what they are doing. "Hey maybe they are playing water polo" and they start saying Marco Polo back and fourth and just start drunkenly laughing while he is getting the crap kicked out of him by a chick hahahaha. That part always makes me laugh.
all the categories during the academic decatholon reading "my wife the whore" and "i married street trash".
sharetalkin about the decathalon:
ERIC: your joking right? you cant be serious
BILLY: naw, i am serious lets do it on saturday
ERIC: [in a deep tone makin a weird a$$ face] lets do it.
It was a fire fight!!
Oh yeah the "My wife the tramp" or "my spouse is sleeping around" and "I married common street trash" categories had me laughing the whole time. And the guys face while reading the categories was too funny
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Every single part with the Bus Driver
RIP Chris Farley
One of the funniest people EVER!
And also when Max is congratulating Billy, and hugs him and says "I'm still horny" and starts dry humping him!
Leg...
Fried cheese...with club sauce.
lol leg. i loved that part.
most of my favs. have been named so...
billy to the black chick, "JUST GIVE ME A SNACK PACK!"
billy to the little boy who dares him to grab the teacher"thats assault brotha"
And of course the old man who puts the bag out with his boots.every part of that scene cracks me up.i used to go around saying"dont put it out with ur boots ted" in an old lady voice all the time.
And every line the bus driver says.
at the dinner table when he speaks gibberish all mean to eric and then karl says "nice seeing u again billy" and he says somethign like "tally hoohooo" all cheerful.
When eric catches on fire and billy is jumping up and down laughing.
and finally lol, in the class room when he says "we got chlorophyll(sorry spelling) man up there talking about god knows what, and all you wanna do is make out with me." theres more but i cant remember exactly what he says.
You cant understand how i could just kill a man
it cracks me up when billy comes downstairs for dinner and eats his soup - i just luv the way he holds the spoon...
and i luv the expression on his face when the horns from "i'll tumble for ya" just come out of no where...
hehehe... think i need to have yet another viewing...
Either:
"Smiley!" when Billy's using sunscreen in the pool at the very start, or
"When will you find whatever it is you're looking for?"
"Here's a nice piece of sh^t!"
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BOOSH BOOSH STRONGER THAN A MOOSE
DON'T LOCK YOUR DOOR OR WE'LL COME THROUGH YOUR ROOFTOP
It's much too hot outside for a penguin to be just walking around...
Nudie magazine day!!!!
No I wont make out with you!!! (in science class)
Shampoo is better!!!! No, Conditioner is better!!!
When they're watching TV there are TWO underrated lines:
1. The dog says, "Speak for yourself, moron!" while Billy laughs and screams in exuberance, "OH MY GOD, THAT IS FUNNY!"
2. When the news anchor talks about a son of a millionaire bribing the principle to pass 3rd grade and Frank says, "Now, now, maybe it's someone else."
Those are just funny to me.
Oh my god, I just started cracking up after you reminded me of that part where Billy laughs after the dog on t.v. says "Speak for yourself, moron!". That HAS to be the most underrated part.
shareThe timeless classic, "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"!
shareI think the most underrated line in the movie is
Billy's Dad
"Ohh Billy, when are you ever gonna find what you're looking for."
Cut to Billy and his friends
"Hey there's a nice piece of *beep*
Cracked me up
Frank: "Hehe, oh man Billy, I just had the funniest thing... Billy? Where's Billy?!"
Fat guy: "He's in school, man.."
Frank: "Oh yeah..."
"All that matters to me now is Jenny!"
Some of the best are ones you can use in real life just kind of out of nowhere and some people will know exactly what you're talking about while the rest will think you're an idiot or something. Like...
Alright, Boys night out!! (in that adam sandler voice)
Stop looking at me swaaann
any time someone says conditioner, respond with "Shampoo is better"
Do you have anymore gum
I'm the smartest man alive!!
And the part where he explains why he drew a blue duck, that's my fave
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...having things equal on either side is the key to balance...
When he's singing:
"Thank you for beating the sh$t out of me."
This is by far and away the best line in this horrid movie -
"Mr. Madison, what you have just said.. is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you close to ANYTHING.. that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now Dumber for having listened to it. I award you NO points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Simply brilliant.
FCT
If your gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guys just make sure the bad guy ISN'T YOU!
The part where the fat kid burps the alphabet.
Hahaha
It's unexplanitory how I getz wicked, but it's mandatory that I kick it!
Spanish Armada?
1588.
That is correct.
(Chris Farley takes off his shirt)
The way Farley says his line and the look on his face is priceless!
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