3. The pickle race on the window of the restaurant and accompanying conversation about "Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson."
2. When Karl comes into the tent and does his impression of Eric's "weasel laugh."
1. Billy constantly lifting his shirt while his dad is having an important talk with him, showing his dad that this is "Frank's shirt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6I3iBivUo
Most underrated comedian on the scene today
Gotta be
"Stop looking at me SWAN"
"I am the smartest man alive" after winning the Spelling Bee
share"Sun tan lotion, is good for me! You protect me, teeheehee!...... Ohhh the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it!! Will ya? Ultraviolet rays-BAD, lotion-GOOD!"
"GET UP, YOU'RE HUMILIATING YOURSELF!! GET UP!!"
"Snack packs!! You're the coolest!"
"Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I've got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. OHHH, back to school, back to school, back....too..school.... Well, here goes nothin." Then the bus drives off.
"I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've been physically abused in the ear."
Billy eating soup is hilarious with everyone staring at him.
Miss Lippy hugging Billy.
Billy trying to pee in the little kids urinal.
Billy trying to write Rizzuto on the chalkboard.
God, the nostalgia!! Easily my favorite childhood comedy.
"I speed write, and my loose leaf's my launch pad"
chlorophyll?? more like bora-phyll!!
shareDo you have any more gum?!?!
Dont I have a nice rack?!??!
the whole song is hilarious
The Do me Billy drawing in front of miss vaughn
Odoyle losing control of the car since it slipped on the banana peel, not even screaming in terror due to the impending doom. Just mindlessly chanting odyle rules...the the abrupt end of the car exploding.
the facial expression of the director/dean? of the high school to the whole eric final breakdown....wtf!!! yet funny.
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my favorite scene is undoubtedly the one which is the most overlooked, and that is the one when billy pretends to be sick to avoid school, his maid comes and says:
maid : "if you are staying home then you have to help me shave my armpit" and bursts into a wild laughter
billy: " Oh my god , i'll go to school"
that was hilarious, especially the expressions of both the actors
"Stop lookin' at me SWAN"
The scene where one of Billy's buddies is for some unknown reason hosing a kid down at one on of Billy's parties. The kid is just sitting there like "who are you`why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you".
snotty kid: " Donkey Kong suck!
Billy: "You know somethin'? YOU SUCK!!
"I'll show you grown-up!"
The scene where Billy and Eric are baking pies and Eric's pie starts to burn and the fire spreads and Eric is set on fire while Billy points and laughs. Hahha, that was so demented.
and last but not least, the scene where after Eric beats him at track and field he brags about how he used to be the top athlete track runner in college Billy goes 'oh yeah?' and then just pushes him and he falls on his ass.
Oh, gross... did you see that guys balls? Yeah... they were weird looking
shareAt the first grade graduation party:
Frank: "This great Billy when I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get get a job"
and when news came on saying hotel tycoon's cheated his way though school:
Frank: "now now maybe its somebody else"
Billy's dad: "Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade?, rock R-O-K"
Billy: "Yah so?"
Billy's dad: "R-O-C-K!!"
one of my faves, cant believe no one's mentioned this.. (i think)
"Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that *beep* dog!"