3. The pickle race on the window of the restaurant and accompanying conversation about "Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson."
2. When Karl comes into the tent and does his impression of Eric's "weasel laugh."
1. Billy constantly lifting his shirt while his dad is having an important talk with him, showing his dad that this is "Frank's shirt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6I3iBivUo
Most underrated comedian on the scene today
Carl getting startled and dropping his soup when Billy's dad yells at him.
shareBilly talking trash on the basketball court to little kids "You don't ever leave me open..."
Billy trying to get Ernie to ask Ms. Vaughn questions. He picks up the phone and hears her say "You're more of an adult than Billy" and Billy yells "I'll show you an adult!" Ms Vaughn says "What was that, Ernie?" and Billy says in a high voice. "Nothing. I'll see you in class tomorrow Ms. Vaughn." He then slams the phone down and yells "YOU BLEW IT!"
"You're not cool unless you pee your pants!" and the next scene is all the kids getting on the bus and they have all peed their pants.
And the way Billy dad said "Well, Billy, since you took you're sweet ass time coming down here..."
The whole shampoo vs. conditioner argument - followed by "Stop lookin' at me, Swaaaan!" - My ALL time favourite!
It's much too hot outside for a penguin to be just walking around - I love the way he says it!
The dinner scene - where he just comes in and starts eating his soup, really fast, as if he'd been there all along! - Cracks me right up!!
The "Back to School" song = Priceless!
When the friend is just standing there, spraying the kid in the face with the hose, and the kid is like, "Why are you doing this? I don't even know you!" or something - HILARIOUS!
I also like the clown singing about getting a haemmorhage in his head :P
There's probably more but I haven't watched it in a good few months!!
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For some reason my friends and I always loved the exchange between Billy and Veronica in the hallway when he's trying to get her to take the milk with him.
Veronica: "No milk will ever be OUR milk".
Billy: "What about you Sideburns?"
Sideburns: "I'd rather have a beer."
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
I love the scene where the little kid introduces Billy to his mother. :o)
"Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class. I heard he's retarded or something."
I just love Sandler's expressions during that scene.
Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to.
- Fleetwood Mac, "Oh Well"
that laugh is so awesome haha
shareThe random cut scene at the party where this kid, obviously high on sugar, runs and sits down on a sprinkler, giggling and screaming . This scene makes me laugh for an hour after I've seen it,lol . I can't get enough of that scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kX8U4-YyH4
So awesome !!
Max's dramatic reaction to Eric's blackmail.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
That Veronica Vaughan is a sweet piece of aaacee. Lol
shareThe consider me miles davis. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!
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