3. The pickle race on the window of the restaurant and accompanying conversation about "Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson."
2. When Karl comes into the tent and does his impression of Eric's "weasel laugh."
1. Billy constantly lifting his shirt while his dad is having an important talk with him, showing his dad that this is "Frank's shirt."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6I3iBivUo
Most underrated comedian on the scene today
Stop looking at me swan!
sharethat scene is great! My friends and i quote it all the time.
"That Veronica Vaugh is one piece of Ace, I know from experience,Dude"
"no you don't"
"The people at the zoo are real nice, They'll treat you real respectable-like. There's nothing to worry about."
What village lost their idoit?Mrs.Mat
The HS principal talking about his cheating wife
This movie was just so unapologetically random, I love it each time I watch it
"That's QUACKTASTIC!"
I use that one in normal conversation all the time.
There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
I just posted this somewhere else, the scene where the clown falls down and everyone is laughing at him and it looks like he's bleeding. His face looks so funny to me.
Just saw the scene where he explains that he did have an injury.
We fear change
Another funny scene is where they are cooking for the decathlon and Gordon's food is on fire. It cuts to Billy laughing and then back to Gordon who is completly engulfed.
We fear change
The clown gets up and starts dancing "Hey kids its me, I bet you thought I was dead, but when I fell down, I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head!"
Or When Billy is trying to holla at the MILF, and Miss Lippy interupts because Billy forgot his school project! "THANK YOU MISS LIPPY!"
YOU GOT THE JUICE NOW!
"That's quacktastic!" is truly friggin' hilarious.
shareYou got a misshaped head!
shareThe scene where Ms. Lippy is putting glue on her face while the kids are napping.
shareWhen Steve Buscemi crosses him off the list of people to kill then puts the lipstick on. its kills me even thinkin about it. hahaha!!
and Miss Lippy when she dances. amazin!!
&when she puts the glue on her face. hahahahahaha!
"thank god I called that guy"
shareactually its..."man I'm glad I called that guy" my bad
shareBilly: They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Janitor: Miss Lippy's car, is green. Billy likes to drink so-da.
I quote this movie all the time... hahahaha... It cracks me up... All 3 are VERY underrated lines, but problem is the pic is full of classics - it's so hard to choose!!!
"wanna feed that donkey some beer? get it all messed up"
"maybe later."
"i'll go put some beer in a bucket."
"guns for show, knives for a pro"
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it wasn't ms. vaughn it was the second grade teacher who i don't think we ever learn the name of and it's
"c-o---r are you going to the mall later that's what i'm asking"
and i also like the part when Eric says " 'Sorry' doesn't put the triscuit crackers in my stomach now does it Carl?"
"guns for show, knives for a pro"
Billy writes on the blackboard: "Eric drinks his own pee" (or was it "Eric drinks pee") Very funny!
I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.~ Spike, BtVS
That song playing when Billy's name is crossed off the "to kill" list. Pretty darn eerie, but bloody hilarious. And the lipstick...ah, yes. The lipstick. Funny as hell.
shareI would agree with your #3 except that the only reason that scene is in the movie is for the blatant McDonald's product placement.
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Miss Lippy's dancing
When the Principal/Blob is in the pool getting splashed by guys on jetskis
When Billy pretends to bite that guy's hand at the dinner table :D
"Carl! Good to see you!"
Most underrated scene/line:
When Billy tries to grab Miss Vaughn's chest on the bus:
"Sorry, this guy drives like a maniac."
Chris Farley's reaction is priceless.
When Billy asks the janitor/spy guy if he wants some of the milk, the janitor's like "I'd rather have a beer." Just the miserable way he says it is priceless.
Any line w/ Juanita. The best is "I thought I was your Snack Pack." So perverted, yet hilarious.
Most under-rated character: the principal that keeps insulting his wife.
Scenes:
- Billy trying to play the clarinet.
- The play readings and
Eric's weird voice.
- Eric knocking his secretary out.
Lol, the whole movie is just classic.
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Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.