I think that the funiest scene was when Harry and Tom Arnold had Simon on top of Hover Dam (or whatever that was)and Simon was so scared that he pissed his pants!! LOL! That was so funny!
"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is..." -Oren Ishii
What kind of a sick B*tch takes the ice trays from the freezer!?
share"Get lost, dip *beep* BANG!-BANG!-BANG!-BANG!-BANG!-BANG!
shareThree stand out to me.
1)The scene where Helen accidentally drops her Uzi, and it falls down the stairs and continues to fire killing every last terrorist.
2)Where Harry's escaping in the snow and two dogs leap at him, he smashes their heads together.
3)A lot of Tom Arnold's lines are funny. In particular during Helen's interrogation scene, he says "So he[Harry] is not exactly waving your flag lately," and Harry shoots him a look. This line would have been even funnier if the audience had heard this line spoken in the indistinct, disguised voice Helen hears.
--John
"So why don't you make like a tree and get out of here."
I laughed alot when Harry was flying the jet up to save his daughter from falling from the crane and seeing the look in the face of the main badguy terriost leader looking in disbelif in what hes seeing.
shareI die for about ten minutes straight every time I hear Simon go:
"I'm not a spy! I'm nothing! I'M NAVEL LINT!!"
LMFAO!
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when Helens head is resting on Simons lap in the car, and Albert goes:
"Maybe she's sleeping?"
Man that line cracked me up.. Perfect delivery!
Simon is at the top of the dam scared he is going to get killed then Harry pulls off his mask and simon says.
"Hey... you still interested in that car?!?"
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How?
Page six before anyone mentioned the missiles and the nukes? I love subtle humour but come on this bit is just the funniest scene in many movies:
Paraphrasing
'Tasker' - OK Time to use your mavericks
'Pilot' - Affirmative. Will these missiles set off the nukes?
'Tasker' - Thats a negative, negative on the nukes
Turns to Tom Arnold and shrugs
That is comedy timing at its best and as subtle as I have scene in any Arnie film, possibly any film
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Let's see, some of my favorites...
Harry pulls the horses head up: Look at me when I'm talking to you! What kind of a cop are you anyway!?!
Gibbs: We might wanna seek shelter!!
Gibbs and Faisil doing the Tango.
The scene where Gibbs is putting Harry in the car, the old lady in the background just like...staring at them cracks me up.
Helen: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad!
Harry's and Simon's 'test drive'
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I love it when:
1) After Helen had a big make over and on her high heels and tripped on her way in the hotel room.
2)Was dancing with the bedpost and she fell.
No one has mentioned THIS scene:
When the Arabs are chasing Arnold and JLC, after they first escape, and he is able to take ALL of them out. And I LOVE what he does with those two Arabs--he grabs one terrorists knife, stabs another terrorist and kills him, and THEN--takes the dead terrorists knife, stabs and kills the other guy,-- and they both fall on each other--and just "hang there".
My favorite parts are:
When Harry learns of Helen cheating and Tom Arnold keeps saying things to him. Arnold grabs him, slams him against the car and goes "STOP CHEERING ME UP!!"
I also like the phone call pages part. "Gimme the God Damn page!!!" breaking the window in the process, tom arnolds jaw just drops.
Helen dropping the gun down the steps killing the terrorists
"What kind of cop are you? We had him and you let him go. Look at me when im talking to you"
"The BRIDGE is OUT" "WHAT!??!" "the BRIIIDGE IZ OUUUTT" "what?!?!?.... HARRY!!, THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!!!" Then the dialogue between them while he trying to get her out of the limo. "Harry, lower lower come on" "Helen grab my hand, come on you can DO IT, come on TRY IT, GRAB MY HAND!!!"
Harry dropping the tape recorder during the bedpost dance