Funniest Scene


I think that the funiest scene was when Harry and Tom Arnold had Simon on top of Hover Dam (or whatever that was)and Simon was so scared that he pissed his pants!! LOL! That was so funny!

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When Tom Arnold sees Eliza wearing a motorcycle helmet and says, "Boy, I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon."

I use that on every person I ever see wearing a motorcycle helmet who isn't sitting on a motorcycle. :D

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Okay, all my lines have been taken.....BUT read the 15 pages and no1 has mentioned the bit where Harry and Gibs are interviewing Helen from behind the mirror and Gibs keeps tryin' to get goss on Harry and Helen's sex life by hoggin' the mic and goin;

'So Harry isn't exactly waving your flag anymore?' and 'He's not ringin your bell these days?'

.....To which Harry is like, "I'll handle that part, I mean, do you mind??" Love that scene!!

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i love the part when Harry punches Simon in the face while they were driving. Haha. Funniest part in the movie.

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You're all forgetting when they're in the hotel chasing the main terroist and Tom Arnold yells "Stop or die A$$hole"

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When Arnold says "bye" right after the bomb. He sounds like a 12 year old boy. It's funny.

Pretty much anything Tom and Bill do/say is 20x funnier than anything I've seen in the past 10 years. I particularly like how Tom hides behind a street lamp when fired upon. He sticks out about 6 inches in both ways, and would have been an easy target. It's like, was, there nothing thicker you could use for cover?

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Harry: The code name of your assignment will be... Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen: Natasha?!!
Harry: No... Doris.


HAHAHA

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funniest scene

how arnie was handcuffed and he told the guy what he will do when he is free,
shows his hands uncuffed

then he said something after, forgot what he said.

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Ah, so many funny bits have been mentioned.

A nice lil funny bit is at the beginning where Tom Arnold is driving to intercept Harry so he can escape the party. As he is sliding around on the road in the van:

Faisil - "Woah! Woah!"

Albert - "Ittt's called Ice and it gets a lil slick!"

On a side note my mate's brother split up with his girlfriend. She moved out of the house and my friend went around to help his brother get his stuff. He went straight to the freezer and said

"What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!"

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This one ain't been mentioned yet,

- When Harry has just finished fighting in the bathroom then that little old man comes out and gives that look, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so joke.

- Also when Simon is shown talking on the phone and then shoots the gun at the door, it is revealed to be a toy gun, the whole scene builds up suspense then that happens. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



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"Seek help, Harry."

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Harry: "No, tap Helen's phone."
Gib: "Wow, that's just great. Why don't we just step over here and talk about that beause I've got two words for you regarding that... In. Sane."

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