Favourite Quotes

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because , i saw this movie only in german lnguage i can just translate it into english , i don't know if it exactly was in the american language version ...:

Samuel l. jackson :

"i said don't shoot!"

when the gangster shot everything down and they shouldn't shoot , that was so awesome ! ^^

Well pretty much all the quotes are great and memorable specifically...

Becker tells Colt to cut the blue wire. When Colt proceeds to cut the orange wire, Jon Lovits in his great voice says, "yeah, but that ones awwange"

But the classique is after the standup police officer and SJ tell the police chief, "make sure he doesn't get any donuts."

Colt;- Its gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to stop us.

Luger;- Not a hellava lot more.

and

Luger;- What you got there Herb?

Herb;-I don't know - it's kinda nagging, itching, burning sensation.

Luger ;- What the hell do you expect your foot's on fire

I just gotta ask...what does human flesh taste like? (Emilio Estevez Star of the Mighty Ducks and former Brat Packer)
Chicken (Dr. Leecher F. Murray Abraham Academy Award Winner).


Ze MEECROFILM?! (Tim Curry. DUH!!! RHPS)

I'm the only one who's allowed to yell around here! (The most awesome police chief ever, as usual)

You're gonna commandeer a kid's bike? (Sam Jackson Pre-Pulp)
Yeah (Emilio)
That's disgusting. (Sammy)


-NK



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The "Wilderness Girl" thing cracks me up everytime. Classic! :)

Pardon me if these are not verbatim, but it's been a while since I've seen the movie:

Colt (to assassin): Who are you?
Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare!
Colt: No, my WORST nightmare is the one where I wake up without my penis.
Jigsaw: Okay, alright, but I'm right up there.

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Destiny (Alyce Beasley-Ms. DiPesto from Moonlighting): Mind if I change (before we go downtown to the police station)?
Colt: Go right ahead.

Destiny removes her hairpin, bends over to shake out her hair, and comes up as Kathy Ireland.

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Hotel Desk Clerk (being questioned by Luger about the murder): Is that Billy York?

Luger: No, that's a picture of Billy York. THAT'S Billy York (pointing to body being carried out on stretcher).

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Police interrogator: Do you know General Mortars?
Destiny: Well, I drive a Buick.



Police: How many men have you slept with?
Destiny (after counting on her fingers): About 5.
Police "gallery" lets out a disappointed sigh.
Destiny: Well, it's been a slow week.


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Destiny, lying in bed with Colt: Next time, can we do more than just smoke cigarettes together?


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And finally, a couple of scenes where I can't remember the actual dialogue:

Colt talking to Luger about how Clare would nuzzle his crotch (before Luger knew that Clare was a dog).


The scene where Destiny is dying, spitting and coughing up blood, trying to get Colt to give her a final kiss goodbye, and he is trying to avoid it like the plague.




Now I'll have to go to Blockbuster and rent the video this weekend to refresh my memory.

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