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Favourite Quotes

posted 21 years ago by tannybabe14
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What are your favourite quotes from the movie? I need to watch it again to get some but at the moment i can't think of any.....

[–] Movie_Piranha_1979 15 years ago

One of mine:

Dr. Harrold Leacher: Quid pro quo Mr Colt.
Colt: What does that mean?
Dr. Harrold Leacher: It means I'm pretentious

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

[–] bangorlad15 14 years ago

OMG I can't beleive no one has mentioned this bit. it is my favourite bit in the whole movie........When the screen goes blank and the white writing comes up. perfect scene

[–] adamjoshjay 14 years ago

True, that is a good part of the movie coz that song by Freddie Mercury is awesome!

Colt: Give me a name!
Becker: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?

Luger: Throw down your hands and come out with your weapons up!

Colt: So, Ben, does your Dad help you with your homework?
Ben: Nah, I don't wanna repeat the fifth grade again.

Luger: Commandeering kids bikes?
Colt: Yeah!
Luger: That's Disgusting!

[–] ntsly1 14 years ago

Samuel Jackson: "These matches say you're lying". lol

[–] dockbennett 14 years ago

*shows photo of girl*
"Is that her?"
"No, it's her photo."

"I know what you're thinking. Did he shoot 173 times, or 174?"

And while it's not an actually witty line as such, the way Tim Curry says "Wilderness Girls" has me wanting to say that (in the same way) whenever I'm at someone's door.

[–] SanForZeke 11 years ago

Wish I could remember them properly...

Colt: "Mr Becker, this is the police! Open up!"
*gunfire erupts, the bulletholes spells the word "F U" in the door*
Luger: "We did things your way, can we do things my way now?"
*Colt nods*
Luger: "Mr Becker?"
Becker: "Who is it?"
Luger: "Roooomservice!"
Becker: "Oh."
*door opens*

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"Good morning Mr. Basset, this is your wake-up call. Please move your ***."

[–] Rottenbeard 11 years ago

Not a quote, but the flashback of Whoopi being held hostage by a mime.

[–] cottonmouthking 10 years ago

I'm just taking one of those unmotivated butt-in-the-moonbeam walks