My previous thread was deleted, so let's do this from the top.
Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues -
Farmer (sees beast): Hey, legend. How's it continuing?
You don't get to be the supermarket king of Minnesota without making a few enemies.
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There are a thousand but one is simply the "hee hee" sound that Servo makes during The Giant Spider Invasion when they cut to that high school lab room and the view is through some sort of weird lens...hilarious.
Also from TGSI: "Good BYE, Dave!"
Track of The Moon Beast when Johnny is telling the story about the lizard and peyote or whatever it is and he says the lizard's hands were to be shaped like man's hands "Four fingers...and a thumb" and the other guy off-screen goes "HEEEEEY, that's RIGHT!" and Crow whips around in his seat as though to see who exactly made such a dumb comment. AWESOME.
In the short about a junior rodeo when the narrator says "Watch out--that ground is awful hard" and Joel says "LIFE is awful hard..."
"It's Minnie Pearl's murder weapon."
Overdrawn at The Memory Bank: "Because it's fly soup, sir, that's why."
"It's Minnie Pearl's murder weapon."
'mitchell'....whole song i hum, my, my, my, my...ξ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBuRvsLK1Pc
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"How much Keeffe is in this film?"
"Miles O'Keeffe!"
"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film, isn't it?"
Anything from Time of the Apes
shareTime Chasers
"I don't know, but suddenly I'm hungry for a guy with glasses, anyone else; guy with glasses?"
"I'm Bob Evil!"
"Let's eat a bicycle, that's a better idea."
"10...9...8...7...Hey, is that a glock!?...7...6...5...4...
WARNING: Transport Unsafe
Thanks, Stephen Hawking!
0 (starts over) 4...3...2...1...(starts over again) 3...2...1...(stars over again) 2...*crash*...1!"
Soultaker
"Because you're mine, I walk over to the intensive care."
"He's using Ghostbusters technology!"
"I'm watching Cops."
"Wiiiiipeeoouuutt!!"
'Body Care and Grooming' is is still one of my favorite shorts. I love the ending:
Announcer: "And so, the end of a perfect day..."
Joel: "An entire day spent grooming."
Then, as our young citizens retire to their respective beds:
Crow: "And remember, when you touch yourself the saints cry. Good night!"
A couple from the recently seen "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" -
The Werner Von Braun expy is asked about how to get Santa back - "It vould not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer!"
Santa evades Voldar's evil plan: "Ah, Mister Claus, you have a nasty habit of surviving."