My previous thread was deleted, so let's do this from the top.
Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues -
Farmer (sees beast): Hey, legend. How's it continuing?
You don't get to be the supermarket king of Minnesota without making a few enemies.
The Final Sacrifice - Know him?!? He was delicious!
Pod People - the Chief? McCloud! running gag, and "It stinks!"
Space Mutiny - the joke names for the steroid casualty
Time Chasers - all the Castleton jokes. Several years ago, my wife and I were visiting friends in Vermont, and we ended up making a pilgrimage to Rutland. Went to Castleton University and got a couple of t-shirts. First thing we did after we got back home was wear them and watch that episode. Good times!
Slap my salami, the guy's a Commie!
Time Chasers: "Hi, I'm Bob Evil."
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Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues -
Farmer (sees beast): Hey, legend. How's it continuing?
Not so much a riff, but the scene with the cranky old shopkeeper in The Brute Man. You can clearly see Mike losing it.
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I think Crow's angrier and angrier riffs as the old guy in that scene are the high point of the episode. I've seen it 20 times, but I still laugh out loud when he finishes his diatribe: "God, how I hate you so!"
"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."
"Dear God I hate you! I hope you die!"
"God is dead? GOOD!"
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Was that the wrap-up? Thanks for the clarification. Still as funny as all-get-out. 'The Brute Man' was the very first NEW MST3K episode I ever watched.
"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."
'pizza! pizza!' in hercules & the captive woman.
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders πΊπΈ
In "The Dead Talk Back" when the killer wraps evidence in a newspaper to hide it and Servo says "To make sure nobody finds it he wraps it in Bob Herbert's column" and Mike genuinely laughs and says "heyyy," as to indicate that it's not nice of him to make a mean joke. The whole thing is hilarious.
"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"
Special Effects by : BILLY!
Danger: Death Ray
Geek Girlπ
From 'The Creeping Terror:'
Grandpa Brown: "Bobby! BOBBY!"
Mike: "Oh, wait, that's not his name....Steve!"
[The monster is at the gate of the yard where the lady is hanging laundry]
Mike [as the monster]: "I'll just zip by, and maybe she won't see me..."
[Martin runs over the second monster with the patrol car]
Servo [I think...]: "He just dashed out in front of me!"
"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."
From "Attack of the Giant Leeches":
[Dave Walker watches his rather nubile young wife get dressed]
Crow: Quit wearin' my things.
Tom: I love it when she puts on NAIR, I just like the smell.
[The Doc rambles on about the leeches]
Steve: What are you getting at, Doc?
Crow: Could you pass the jelly?
"Gunslinger"
"Doors don't open like that! There's a number...He's in the hall!"
Caine:(to Erica, drunkenly): You got brown eyes.
Tom(drunk voice)You got a neck!
Booze has knighted me King of the Loffers!
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"Look, look, look at my crotch! Look, look, look at my crotch! Looook at my crotch! YAAY!"
Home Economics Short
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Pod People:
"These we'll put away for later."
"No, more."
"Now we can play together."
"Like Hell, more food."
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"This potato's got big ears. Oh, new potatoes."
The laugh-out-loud moment for me, the first time I saw this ep, was when the kid is searching all over his room for Trumpy, and when he leans into the closet, Servo (I think) let out with this vacuum-cleaner-gone-wild noise, as though Trumpy had been hiding in the closet, and latched his snout onto the kid's face.
"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."
I know it has been done to death, but I utter the phrase "By that time, my lungs were aching for air." at least once a week.
shareI laff my butt off thinking about the scene from Quest Of The Delta Knights when the lead characters try to escape the treepeople on the system of rope bridges.
There is one pursuer that keeps yelling "I AM COMING" over and over that Mike thinks looks like Cheech.
At one point the guy yells "I SEE THEM, I AM COMING!!" to which Crow riffs "DO YOU SEE THEM... ARE YOU COMING??" in complete annoyance. I'm laughing right now while I'm typing this!!
Not a riff, but an actual quote from another movie is when the host of the bar in "Hobgoblins" says...."Welcome to Club Scum".....hahaha
"May your forehead grow like the mighty oak."
MST3K The Movie
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