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Riffs that make you crack up just thinking about them


My previous thread was deleted, so let's do this from the top.

Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues -
Farmer (sees beast): Hey, legend. How's it continuing?

You don't get to be the supermarket king of Minnesota without making a few enemies.

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From the short "Is this Love?"


Mike: "Let's discuss our superior relationship".

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The little girl in Manos:

"Man, I'm beat. I'm gonna hit the stain."
"Yeah, that's a real bitch, Daddy."

That cracks me up.

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I can't remember what movie this was in, but I think it was season 1, during a scene where a doctor is treating a woman.

Crow: You might feel a little sting...[woman screams out in pain] Okay, a big sting.

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The sun is shining... but the ice is slippery.

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Soultaker:
"Well, it's noon. Summer Fest is over."

The Screaming Skull:
"He checks Mickey's villa in the south of France."
"More skulls arrive in a cab."

Girl in Gold Boots:
"A 12-story office building??? This can ONLY be L.A.!"

These kids today, with their hula hoops and fax machines.

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SAMPSON VS THE VAMPIRE WOMEN -

Father to police officer friend - "And if you can't help me just go away!"
Mike: "Umh, YOU invited me here ...."

CROWE: "Come back in three hours -- then just leave."

And the constant mispronunciations of "werewolf" from the lead actress in the movie of the same name.

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In Soultaker Joe Esteves' Soultaker leaps from a house window in slow-mo.

Tom Servo: "Greg Louganis in the role of a lifetime."

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"Honey Bunches of Death!" - 902: The Phantom Planet

🇺🇸 Liberty and Union, Now and Forever, One and Inseparable. 🇺🇸

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Gotta mention it again. From the Oscar-seeking film Track of the Moonbeast...

Servo: Does anyone need a food cart to crap on?

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Gotta mention it again. From the Oscar-seeking film Track of the Moonbeast...

Servo: Does anyone need a food cart to crap on?

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