My previous thread was deleted, so let's do this from the top.
Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues -
Farmer (sees beast): Hey, legend. How's it continuing?
You don't get to be the supermarket king of Minnesota without making a few enemies.
One of my favourites is from Teenagers from Outer Space when one of the antagonistic aliens is shot or something and he's clutching his chest, running around the house looking for Derrick. He's falling all over the place and he falls on like a table and Crow says "Must... finish... the... jumble" or something like that. Every time I'm in pain I'll usually say that.
"Can I have the Bluth family over here please? And over here, the victims of the Bluth family?"
It seems to me that we don't all agree.
"I DISAGREE."
The Giant Spider Invasion
Kester: "You wouldn't know a Rice Krispie from a rat turd."
Crow: "Snap - crackle - poop!"
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate. ~ Momshare
From Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
"Santa Claus, killed in Vietnam"
From one of the skits. my friend has another friend named Debbie, and every time I hear her name I have to croon: "Debbie!! I punched in a window for ya, baby!" :P
From Space Mutiny: "Finally, Christmas comes to Santa..."
From Parts, the Clonus Horror: Whenever I get bored, I murmur to myself "Boy, the clock just never moves, does it?"
And whenever I see somebody trying to be quiet, I think of Jack Frost: "I won't say it, I'll be quiet!" Crow: "Cabbage burp!"
Obey My Dog! -Mugatu
Rocketship-X-M:
"Say... maybe somebody don't want us to get where we aim to get?"
- Yeah, the god of grammar.
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Warrior of the Lost World:
["Paper Chase-guy" comes to a halt on his bike in front of a road block of highway policemen aiming machineguns at him]
- Any fruit to declare, sir...?
[A second tier of armed cops appear, Joel and the bots in chorus:]
- ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE???
[As he escapes on his bike in a hail of bullets:]
- DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUUUuuuuit...?!
I literally drooled all over myself at that scene. :D
IMDb-boards would be less confusing if people would mark their signatures clearly.
"And the legend continues...to be not heard about, by anyone."
share"Who is this gentle stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?"
"Wicker armor, courtesy Pier 1. It doesn’t work too well, it’s just decorative."
Werewolf- "De Niro... Snipes... The Fan."
The Undead- "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
Space Mutiny - "Sir, it was awfully nice of you to give that dead woman another chance."
San Francisco International
The running gag - Tab Hunter dressed as a priest with a fedora hat- Tom Servo sings a Sinatra tune or makes a Sinatra reference every time he appears on screen. Cracks me up.
A Case of Spring Fever - "Ya spring lovin' bastard!" and "Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?"
Prince of Space - "I like it VERY MUCH!" (I say this far too often and no one gets it)
Hobgoblins - "Serpico. Dirty Harry. Jake Gittes. KEVIN!" and "Paint my muscle car prune color, please!"
Angels' Revenge - (Alan Hale answers the phone) "Shining your love!"