PEOPLE's 2023 Sexiest Man Alive??? HAHAHAHAA
Who voted? 15 years old girls and blind people? Gimme a break LOL
shareWho voted? 15 years old girls and blind people? Gimme a break LOL
shareI would’ve guessed they’d give it to Taylor Swift
shareIt’s what modern media considers the ideal man.
Sadly, it’s also what modern media considers the ideal woman. 🙄
But sis, Timothée was not even named as that. It was Patrick Dempsey.
https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/patrick-dempsey-peoples-sexiest-man-alive-2023-1235783627/
Whoever told you Timothée was chosen clearly lied to you.
Patrick Dempsey, hahaahahha.
I'm 100% straight so I can't judge if he is sexy or not. This is what is making me laugh. The first time I saw Dempsey was in one of those teen type movies. I don't remember the name. It was along the lines of those other 80s teen type of movies (16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, etc). Anyway, I remember the girl in it - Amanda Peterson. I kept up with her, and she unfortunately passed away young. Patrick Dempsey, in that movie, is about the geekiest, nerdiest, flakiest, wimpiest teen of all time. I can remember myself and my group of friends hysterically laughing at him. And it wasn't because he was funny - it was because he was such a dork....
And now he is the sexiest man alive. Go figure, hahahahaaha
Chalamet is the ideal "male" in the eyes of the modern establishment. A scrawny little beta cuck who'll never get into a bar fight, never dabble in drugs, and never have any stories to tell.
shareHe's barely a man.
shareHe wasn't named that, so the fact you started this post and he's living in your mind rent free suggests he's a lot more important to you than you're letting on.
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