It's over, fellas.


She's pregnant. My fantasies have now vanished. I knew I stood absolutely no chance, but it was fun to make myself think that I did. Back to the blow up doll it is.

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I welcome her MILF era.

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That's the spirit.

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Yep. She'll look better with some baby weight. More like she used to in her "Pan Am" days when she was curvier.

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๐Ÿ‘

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Agree 100% ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ



edit: TIL* this tidbit:
What is the grammar rule for the percent sign?
Use the symbol % with numerals; use the word "percent" when you spell out numbers at the beginning of a sentence. To determine whether "percent" or % is singular or plural, look at the noun following it.


* No doubt I learned it in elementary school, but that was fifty years ago!

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mama mia

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She know who the father is?

Thankfully she already got naked onscreen when young and in her prime.

She didnโ€™t wait until after she popped out kids like older actresses desperate to revive their careers sometimes do.

Not a fan of saggy breasts and/or deformed nips (talking to you Charisma Carpenter).

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She's married.

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That doesn't answer my question.

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Why wouldn't her husband be the father of her kid?

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Ask Hollywood.

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Good for her, especially since she's a beautiful & talented woman she can now pass those genes on.

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Her passing on those genes doesn't benefit me.

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Maybe your kid might date her kid in the future? Would that be of any consolation?!

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No.

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Iโ€™m patient. I can wait 16 years.

If itโ€™s a daughter.

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It is just a clump of cells according to liberals anyway, not a human life or a person what is there to celebrate?

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But still my unattainable dreams are shattered.

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Time for a new dream.

This woman is still available:

https://www.westernjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/libscream.jpg

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She was just imitating Darth Vader in Episode III.

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And will always be.

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Release the Mammaries!

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Does your doll look like her?

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Yes. Nothing a new printout and tape job can't fix.

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career is officially over.

she will say she is taking time off for the family...

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