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👑 KOWALSKI™️ IS YOUR NEW MAYOR!~!~!~!~! (EDITED)


PEEP THAT POST COUNT MY BEAUTIFUL BABYS......I HAVE REACHED THE PROMISED LAND...I HAVE BEATEN THE SHOGUN....I AM YOUR LORD & SAVIOUR.....PRAISE ME AND KNOW THAT ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD.







⭐ ShogunofYonkers (78299)

⭐ Kowalski (78300)





I LOVE YOU MY CHILDREN.🫂









[–] stevewyzard (1709) 3 hours ago
Why "king"? Couldn't you just be the mayor? I'd gladly support that for all you contribute to this site.


STEVE BRINGS UP A VALID POINT....THUS...MAYOR KOWALSKI™️ IT IS!~@@!~!!@~!!

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Congrats Mayor Kowalski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THANK SO VERY MUCH MY FRIEND.🫂😘

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Are you the king/queen or the mayor? Or all three? Either way, congrats.

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KING KOWALSKI™️....THAT'S THREE K'S...PROBLEMATIC.....QUEEN KOWALSKI™️...THAT FEEDS INTO MY PREDATORY HOMOSEXUAL SIDE A BIT TOO MUCH....SO MAYOR KOWALSKI™️ IS A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE.....



LONG LIVE MAYOR KOWALSKI™️



AND THANK YOU....YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE POSTERS....ALWAYS ENJOY SEEING YOUR NAME POP UP.🫂😘🤠

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Lol I'm just a loser citizen but gee thanks special K, oh sorry Mr. Mayor. I feel it's fitting as a mayor to have a predatory homosexual side, it's practically tradition. Do I need to pledge allegiance to cherry coke or something?

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MARIJUANA AND UNSWEETENED TEA THESE DAYS.....I HAVE RETIRED THE CHERRY COKE IN FAVOUR OF A HOTTER BOD.

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I respect that and wish you the hottest of bods, however I will pass on pledging allegiance then coz I don't care for either of those.

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😘

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Mayor? Who the hell wants to swear allegiance to any mayor other than...

https://live.staticflickr.com/2362/2341861247_9c53fd74d4_z.jpg

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ACTUALLY...THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE ME...SO...NO WORRIES.🤠

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Henceforth, you shall be Mayor Hamburger Head.

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SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, ARCHIE.

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I do have red hair and freckles and I've named my left hand Veronica and my right hand Betty, so it works.

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EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CALL YOUR DICK JUGHEAD NOW.😂

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So I speak to you about garbage collection now? There’s some trash that needs to be taken out.

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SURE....JUST CALL ME MR SOPRANO.🤠

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I would like to apply to be part of your cabinet. I'll need to be on the bottom shelf though.

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🫂ANY POSITION YOU LIKE.😉

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Just don't get her to sing at your swearing in ceremony.

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WELL....NOW I'M CURIOUS.🤔

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Mr. Mayor, you risk losing your hearing and your ability to hear my zingers.

Wait, I type my zingers and you read them. Whatever.

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Some mayors might consider themselves lucky to have the theme song from Diff'rent Strokes sung at their ceremony.

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I think he'd like this sung at his swearing in ceremony:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43D6WdRUstc

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I could do that. Will you be providing the narration or the men in drag portion?

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In keeping with my previous role, I will be playing the role of the monkey.

He's hiding in the elevator in the opening narration.

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I'm sure Kowalski will be very honored to have a Korean ChimpDuck at his ceremony.

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I will wear my best igloo hat for the ceremony.

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I'm starting to fear he'll pretend he doesn't know us.

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He'll know me.

I have a video of him at a P Diddy party that I plan to use to blackmail him when the time is right.

Here's just one frame:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FyQmQI8nfKw/maxresdefault.jpg

Wait, I don't think you're supposed to publicly announce you're going to blackmail people.

Dammit.

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Ah yes. I think I see the tip of your igloo cap sticking out from behind bramble #4.

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The parkerbot is always watching.

Wait, that sounds creepy.

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GOT ME A LITTLE HARD.😉

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This is Mayor Kowalski's O face, if anyone is wondering:

https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/4869912.jpg

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😂😂😂

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I fully support KOWALSKI as Mayor of Moviechat!

Just one question: are there term limits???

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THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH

TERM LIMITS ARE FULLY NEGOTIABLE.

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When they said "Vote for the Big K for Mayor", I thought they meant Andy K. So I voted for him

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Yay me 🎈

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YES YES YES...EVERYONE VOTES FOR YOU.....YOU TRAVEL TOO MUCH THOUGH...MAYOR HAS TO BE IN TOWN.😘

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YOUR MAYOR ABIDES.😎

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