- there's an ELO song where the intro is white guys imitating primative jungle people hollering. cancel this now as it is offensive to all primatie jungle people
- stop signs. always telling me how to live my life. CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!!!
- the color blue. I mean, it's everywhere. Blue, your number is up, you offend me, CANCELLED.
Could it be that people are as sick of those who complain about cancel culture as they are of people who promote it? That most people believe that cry-baby bitches on both sides need to shut the fuck up?
You want to cancel a color, try chartreuse. It's such a gross shade of green. People unfortunately were crazy about it in the 1970s, but honestly, the color makes me think of vomit.
There are some hairstyles I can't stand looking at either that should be canceled: Mohawks, and Afros. Both look ugly to me and don't look flattering on anybody who wears them. I mean, who the hell wants to walk around with most of their head shaved and a big brush of hair sticking up out of your head? Who on earth actually enjoys looking like a giant Q-tip? Ick!
And cancel rap music too. It's some of the most offensive noise I've ever had assault my ears, and I'm not the only one to think this either. Dad calls it "crap without the C."