Gayest thing a man can do..
drink red wine. end.
shareGay men don't drink red wine. If we're not drinking fru fru mixed drinks, it's hard liquor straight up. Or custom brewed IPA's.
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π€£ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc
shareI've seen that video a million times and never realized it starts out in a gay bar.
This wine was nicknamed Mad Dog for a reason. It kicked ass! π It was actually popular with rednecks back in my day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBkdevmIBs
shareI worked in a liquor store when I was like 20. Out here in California it was the wino's favorite!
shareAnd then there was Ripple, which was known as, "the hippie wine." I have an anecdote about red wine and fellatio. π
shareFred Sanford loved Ripple. The other alcoholic's favorite is 4 Loco. It was banned in California because it contained caffeine. Alert drunks are not good.
And then there was this wine: cheap, potent and popular with blacks, hippies and rednecks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq7EDDm9cJI
shareFred Sanford also loved his own invention, champagne and ripple which he called Champiple.
This topic reminds me of something a male contestant on βWho Wants to be a Millionaireβ said. Apparently no man should get some questions right.
The question was, what is a minaudiere. It is a small purse. The other choices were something like a fan, a hat, maybe jewelry? It was a long time ago. I forget the exact choices.
The contestant looked a little worried and he said, βIf I guess this right, I can turn in my man cardβ.
That made Meredith Viera laugh.
Lol. But if you know Latin you can figure it out from the root words. I mean I don't speak Latin obviously but I learned enough in 4 years of high school Latin to decipher most words.
shareWell aren't you so sophisticated? You don't speak Latin but can decipher most words. How contradictory is that?
sharepoint proven.
shareI think marrying a man is probably above that. Also, none of my gay male friends like wine much, they of course prefer cocktails.
shareIt's just another stereotype like this but they do exist. https://moviechat.org/tt0066550/Watermelon-Man
shareHave sex with another man.
A man has sex with you.
Get a blowjob from another man.
Give another man a blowjob.
Kiss another man and like it.
Another man kisses you and you don't push him off.
Kiss another man and slip tongue.
Watch gay porn.
Watch RuPaul's Drag Race
Watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette
That's ah, quite a specific list.
What about dressing up like a woman?
https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/patrick-stewart-2.jpg
Leave Jackie Weaver out of this.
shareI know you're searching the internet high and low for a picture of Shatner in drag but this is the best you'll be able to find:
https://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/01-full-crew.jpeg
i would rather blow another man than drink red wine, its more manly.
shareBe a 'showtunes' guy
Have a itty bitty dog like chicks do
Have lots of candles around the place
Be a knitter
Only fuck other men
Cry, unless someone has died or your team lost a playoff game.
/kidding