Mine is this from the Doctor Who episode The Face of Evil (1977):
“You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alters their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.”
I love this one from an episode of "The Rockford Files:"
Heavy (at a golf driving range, trying to threaten Rockford): "I have a black belt in karate."
Rockford (holding a golf club): "I have a black belt in 7-iron."
I watched that episode just last week! He has had some great lines.
(To the hood who just kidnapped him) Does your mother know what you do for a living?
I also get a laugh when Jim says, "Freeze, turkey!"
25 years ago virtually every guy could quote something from Scarface. I don't know if this is still true. Probably not.
shareOne of my favorite movie quotes is from Man on Fire (2004)
Elderly Man: "In the church, they say to forgive."
Creasy: "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
https://youtu.be/B4IjKjKcB8Y?si=4uk6Ibf3Vw1Vh7aD
Very badass!
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Network (1976)
share"Houston, we have a problem." Apollo 13 (1995)
share“Room service? Send up a larger room.” — Groucho Marx
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