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Guess KOWALSKI's real first name!

posted 17 hours ago by stevewyzard (1591)
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Is it:

a) Morton
b) Dennis
c) Larry
d) Fred
e) Hank
f) Ted
g) Garth
h) Stan
i) (other - please specify)

Whether we will ever know for sure remains a mystery, but what's to stop us from having a little fun in the meantime?

[–] BKB (9916) 13 hours ago

It's Andy 😉

[–] AndyKing1967 (38136) 12 hours ago

There’s only one Andy.

[–] Moderator5 (1468) 12 hours ago

i - Walter

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14411) 10 hours ago

i.) Richard. Why? Because then he'd have the most appropriate nickname, which is "Dick."

[–] KiwiJim (1224) 3 hours ago

Charming and sweet, as always.

Can we guess yours?

🤔

Has to be Karen.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38136) 2 hours ago

Did you just assume their gender?

[–] KiwiJim (1224) an hour ago

Shit, yes I think I did. -50 woke points for me.

My apologies, AmeriThey.

[–] JoWilli (19973) 2 hours ago

Chad.

[–] parkerbot (9089) 2 hours ago

He is just The Kowalski™.

He's transcended from having any other names.

[–] KiwiJim (1224) an hour ago

Like Madonna or Cher..

Makes sense, he is a spectacular diva.

He must be loving this thread 😂

[–] SOteric (157) an hour ago

I always thought it was something short like Bob, or maybe one of those 1980s names like Brendan.