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To 5 Things you can't stand


1. Being touched. It doesn't matter if you're family or a stranger, don't touch me.
2. The smell of italian sausage being cooked
3. Oversexualized Dracula stories. It's necrophilia people. It's not romantic. Yuck!
4. Superhero movies- oh look, another blue beam shot into the sky or some stupid multiverse nonsense
5. Long form TV shows- stop dangling the carrot in front of me and finish the story once and a while. I don't have 12 hours to dedicate to your stupid twists and turns.

What are yours?

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1. Riding a bike with no handlebars

2. Taking apart a remote control and almost putting it back together

3. Guiding a missile with a satellite

4. Showing me how to scratch a record

5. Tying a knot on a cherry stem and telling me about Leif Erickson


Signed, million man.

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1.2. Riding a bicycle without a seat.

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1. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures
2. The Dutch

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I like gooooooold!

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According to my limited knowledge of Dutch history they wear wooden shoes and live in windmills. How did they at one point have a rather impressive empire?!? How did they conquer vast territories while being goofed on for wearing wooden shoes?

We need Stratego to explain this historic mystery!

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I feel like there’s an inconsistency in your list.

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1. Duck-hooking/snap-hooking a golf ball, especially with my driver. I can live somewhat with slicing a ball, but duck-hooking drives me bonkers.

2. Sitting in traffic and not moving... becoming more and more frequent, thanks to all the construction around here.

3. Paying property taxes.

4. Internet/computer issues... especially when I'm working.

5. Breaking a guitar string...ugh! That "snap" when it happens is so frustrating!

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I think you forgot s🥑methin' in your top 5.

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That's on the top 5 most loathsome entities in creation. Just between spicy chilly sh!+s and James Cordon.

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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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1. Melton
2. Cancer
3. Melton
4. Nuclear war
5. Melton

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🤣

Hey Sister 👋🏻

Try making another rage-thread about me. Stick with it this time though, last time it backfired horribly and you had to delete it, remember? 🤣

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I’m sorry? Do we know each other?

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You just referred to me multiple times in your previous post? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Clearly I occupy a large proportion of the few thoughts you have.

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Sorry not ringing any bells, but my memory isn’t the best. Long days in Shawshank can play tricks with it, you’d understand.

You seem lovely and friendly and warm though. Quite intelligent too. Let’s be friends.

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I guess too much skull-fucking can play havoc with your memory, huh? You Sisters get up to all kinds of crazy stuff…

Tell you what, you promise to keep a safe distance from those ‘twelve year old boys’ you referred to in that other thread and maybe we can find the building blocks towards that friendship you’re talking about. Deal?

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Don’t do it Melton, I have worked in counselling with survivors of sexual abuse and that accusation is not cute or funny. It’s actually the sign of a deranged mind. If you’re talking about the time I accused you of acting like a twelve year old, well you just keep proving that I wasn’t far wrong with your immature antics.

I don’t report people normally, but I won’t take that from you. Others feel the same and have already let me know that they have reported you so watch your fat mouth, ok?

Lovely.

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Wow, you seem to remember a great deal for someone who only a few posts ago was asking:

I’m sorry? Do we know each other?

As for your threats, you can shove them back up your ass, censorious Leftist prick. If you want to be treated differently then you’ll need to deliver an almighty apology.

If you choose to attack instead then go for it, it’ll be as fun to watch as that hate-thread you attempted which backfired on you horribly, but the kids? Stay away from them, got it?


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Bad parents
Talking loudly on mobile phones in public
Irresponsible pet owners
Queue jumpers
Bots 🤖 socks 🧦 and trolls 🧌

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Unexplained tardiness - if you're late and don't explain yourself then I consider that insulting. Is your clock worth more than mine?
Loud people who feel the urge to continually talk.
Slow walkers who hog space.
People who listen to music on their phones without using headphones.
Materialism.

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In no particular order:

- Rust
- Online censorship
- Idiots
- Gun control laws
- Cell phones

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