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You have been kidnapped and the kidnappers allow you to use MovieChat.

posted 3 months ago by samoanjoes (56742)
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What do you post to raise the suspicions of the users of the site? I'll start:

- KISS is the best band of all time.

- "Grease" is an amazing movie.

- Kowalski is smarter than Einstein.

[–] parkerbot (9089) 3 months ago

Samoanjoes' puns are hilarious.

Andy's kid draws amazing angels.

Kowalski's pink shirt looks great on him.

Everyone who posts in the political board is kind and understanding.

[–] samoanjoes (56742) 3 months ago

The disrespect my puns have gotten on this thread will not be tolerated.

[–] parkerbot (9089) 3 months ago

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/f5/02/3cf50256f90cfe8363442141c618aaf2.jpg

[–] PaladinNJ (21510) 3 months ago

Agree with Millsey.

[–] samoanjoes (56742) 3 months ago

I didn't know you had an enemy.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77425) 3 months ago

Conan (82) is a garbage movie.

I ONLY drive foreign cars.

Dolly Parton seems like a jerk.

*that last one actually hurt to type🥹

[–] samoanjoes (56742) 3 months ago

Dolly Parton seems like a jerk.

This could be for anyone.

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21466) 3 months ago

I would hate a The Good, the Bad and the Ugly marathon.

[–] fourlemons (1761) 3 months ago

😂 Mr. fourlemons would come rescue you.

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21466) 3 months ago

😊

[–] samoanjoes (56742) 3 months ago

If you had said "I hate Italian cinema", not only would I call the cops, I'd search for you myself.

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21466) 3 months ago

It IS an addiction of mine.

[–] zeesha (1826) 3 months ago

Colt Gray was not alone, he had at least three accomplices.

[–] samoanjoes (56742) 3 months ago

The mom is one, probably the dad, so who is the other?

[–] parkerbot (9089) 3 months ago

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/fit-in/1200x0/filters:format%28jpg%29/https:%2F%2Fspecials-images.forbesimg.com%2Fdam%2Fimageserve%2F33947436%2F0x0.jpg%3Ffit%3Dscale

[–] samoanjoes (56742) 3 months ago

Well played.

[–] GolfnGuitars (2897) 3 months ago

I sold all of my guitars and golf clubs!

(The way things are going for me, though, I might have to do that to put my boys through college! 😀)

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21466) 3 months ago

I’m feeling your pain right now. 😆

[–] rootvegetables (1670) 3 months ago

Anything OTHER than:
‘Welcome to Mooseport’

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[–] TheMan18 (13016) 3 months ago

Is "A Serbian Film" really that offensive to you and in general and do you believe its creators and especially the director should REALLY be behind bars and whatnot?

[–] jriley555 (8125) 3 months ago

No, that sounds like you.