When I have a crush on a girl, I feel my system is corrupted. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] db20db (17756) a year ago

There is a sense of vulnerability that seems to take hold there but I wouldn't call it "corrupted."

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

Maybe "corrupted" is too strong a term I guess.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13178) a year ago

That sounds like Christian guilt.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

I dunno. I'm not really religious.

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[–] [deleted] a year ago

Sometimes, after the act of love, I feel as though I've been depleted of my precious bodily fluids.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

I think that's natural.

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[–] [deleted] a year ago

I think it's a communist plot to zap our precious bodily fluids!

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21721) a year ago

Gentlemen! I’ve never seen such behavior in the general chat room!

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[–] [deleted] a year ago

We're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

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[–] Kowalski (79132) a year ago

ANNA KENDRICK.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

She's pretty! Well deserved getting the role of Cinderella in "Into the Woods"!

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[–] Zarkoff (2404) a year ago

It's been a while since I've had a little bit of a crush on anyone. Some bad experiences cured me of that, especially the last time it happened.

I'm a strong man with agency. I don't need a woman (or anyone else) to make me feel complete. LOL.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

Sorry to hear about your bad experiences, but it's good to hear you are strong!

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[–] Pesebrero (212) a year ago

I usually have the same speech, but deep inside I'm dying to meet someone special.

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[–] roger_dat (1682) a year ago

I don't even know what that is anymore

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[–] FredBurroughs (22310) a year ago

Do you mean some bad sectors occur on your hard drive?

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

I guess that's a way of putting it.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22310) a year ago

Just run a disk check operation, and you'll be right as rain.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) a year ago

Have you tried turning yourself off, then back on again?

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) a year ago

I cannot self-terminate.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) a year ago

How about CTRL ALT DEL?

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