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Funniest Song Lyrics?


The Who - Substitute

"I look all white, but my dad was black"

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Paul Simon - In A Parade

“My head's a lollipop and everyone wants to lick it.”

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"Act your age, not your shoe size." Prince "Kiss."

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...someone set the church on fire
holy smokes! the preacher shouted
in the rain he lost his hair
now his head resembles Heaven
for there is no parting there...

Harry McClintock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCVGCpnMLj0

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Any lyrics/samples in this Oscar Fever version:

https://youtu.be/gK3gvW5TpvU

Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna lose?
I've got the Oscar fever
How about you?

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my name is sue, how do you do?

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Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best

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Big Balls... Nice!

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My Ding-a-Ling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxlsi5SYkg

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lol
probably the funniest title

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That was going to be my vote.

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