Funniest Song Lyrics?

Kid Creole and the Coconuts - Annie, I’m Not Your Daddy

You see, if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn't be so ugly

Julie Brown "I Like 'em Big and Stupid"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvvGR09P5XI

My father's outta Harvard, my brother's outta Yale
Well, the guy I took home last night just got outta jail

Detachable Penis by King Missile

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable."

https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=vhTAllcoPumMKHne

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Blink 182 - Shit Piss Fuck

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat."

J Geils Band "Concealed Weapons"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1MXzEygwqA

Stick'em up!

Einstein was not a handsome fellow.
Nobody ever called him Al.
He had a long mustache to pull on, it was yellow.
I don't believe he ever had a gal.


And although I have no idea what lyrics are being sung in any death metal song, I crack up uncontrollable whenever the vocals of a death metal song start. Just picturing the singer all serious and intense roaring into the microphone like a grizzly bear 😂🤣

ZZ Top "Decision or Collision"

I'd drink her bath water and not even use a chaser