Funniest Song Lyrics?
The Who - Substitute
"I look all white, but my dad was black"
Insane Clown Posse - Miracles
"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"
That's funny! I never understood it either!
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Goregrind and grindcore "songs" are full of funny nonsensical lyrics
Example: Carcass -Microwaved Uterogestation
Fomentatious perflation hydrogenates your foetal cisterna
Coagulating haemorrhage and your congenital hernia
Dehydrated soup - crumbling hygroma
Pectified sludge - dank, acrid aroma
Clotting uteral mucus, dissipating your foetus
Melting your uterus and evaporation your cyesis
I'm a huge fan of Jim Croce...he could write some of the most heartfelt, poignant lyrics ever written. And then he could write lyrics like these from "Speedball Tucker":
One day I looked into my rear view mirror
And a-comin' up from behind.
There was a Georgia State policeman
And a hundred dollar fine.
Well, he looked me in the eye as he was writin' me up
And said, "Driver, you've been flyin'.
And ninety five was the route you were on
It was not the speed limit sign."