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Have You Ever Punched A Baby?


Have been going through bennymuso post withdrawal and I thought I'd roleplay him for a post or two. If everyone takes a turn, it'll be like he never left.

Although if you're thinking of making some yo mama jokes, know that my mama has three tear drop tattoos (on each eye), has Polydactyly and wears rings on each finger (her slaps really hurt) and works for CSIS (she can access your browser history).

You might want to try some yo pops jokes but my pops doesn't use the internet and could care less what some rando has to say.

As for the question, yes, never at full power and only ugly ones.

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We miss Benny!!!

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I've definitely dropped a baby born once, but nothing beyond that.

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I punched your mama...


Wait... who are you again???

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She said you hit like a girl.

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At that moment in time, I was a girl. I'm a boy again today, but who knows when I feel like changing that. My brain is very fluid. Kind of like mush, really.

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She specifically said they/them hit like a boy who identifies as a girl.

She gives zero fucks about pronouns.

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what's a pronoun?

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An amateur noun that went pro.

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Do manbabies count?

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wtf....lol

--M.D.C.

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i hope your mama knows that there are dozens of men that will give an arm & a leg to be with her

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She knows. Just ask Steve Austin. They had to rebuild him after she was done with him.

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i have snuggled a few.

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