In 1992, you were......
--Michael D. Clarke
A lot younger.
sharebecame a father
share... wondering whether I would live through the night.
Yeah, I'm talking about August 24, 1992 when Hurricane Andrew came and ripped the shit of south Miami-Dade county.
I had never experienced anything so terrifying as that category 5 storm, and I hope I will never have to again.
One more reason why I would never live in Florida.
--Michael D. Clarke
Blimey!
shareI was six years old.
sharemasturbating
shareT.M.I.
--Michael D. Clarke
For a whole year?
shareAsk me what I'm doing in 2023...
shareWhat are you doing in 2023?
shareLOL
True story:
I had an account with some telephone service provider and I had to go online and create username and password to login and resolve some issue. Then I had to provide "secret answers" to prompt questions, e.g. "first car you owned."
Years later, same company, I had to log in again and forgot my password, so I get routed to a real person to reset my password. It's a woman. She asks "what is my favorite hobby?" I'm thinking to myself "WTF would I have said is my favorite hobby - I don't really have one thing I'm really into." I'm talking out loud "favorite hobby, favorite hobby..." Then I busted out laughing, I tell the woman "You know, when you create these answers, you don't think you're going be talking to someone later!" I start spelling "M-A-S-T" and she stops me and says "You're good."
If it’s what I think it is and it’s the same one from 1992, then that’s some serious edging.
shareSingle, working full-time, blown away by "Grunge movement" and Eric Clapton's "Unplugged" recording, and very enthusiastically playing very bad golf.
shareYes I was.
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