Bennymuso is a moviechat god. His presence brings purity and innocence to all who feel blessed to share this site with him. With his James Lipton-esque questions, he delves through the depths of humanity.
shareBot? Sock? Troll? Some of his replies can be quite spiteful.
shareHe replies?
shareHere’s some delightful gems: -
https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/650f9de82820fe34dcf030b4/Im-tired?reply=6511e6302145d85facbe6169
https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/650c38262401b548711d2a2c/Where-were-your-great-grandparents-from?reply=650df9a005dcec6c54b58b18
https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/65024e527f1ce653dd206705/What-is-the-deal-with-the-Irish-not-inventing-anything-for-300-years-after-they-invented-Whiskey?reply=6502e5381573d765fb6901de
Rare replies but all gold.
shareEspecially the latest lovely one to me.
shareDon't worry, I still love you.
shareOh, I’m not bothered. I’m quite happy for the insults to flow so that everyone can see what they’re truly dealing with.
shareAnyone who would say what he just said to you above is now my enemy. No one talks to the A-King like that on this site. We should all shun him like they do with cadets who violate the honor code at military academies
shareOh, I wouldn’t worry too much. It’ll take more than that to upset me. It’s so pathetic I almost feel pity.
shareI mean Kowalaski is scum. i have yet to see him add anything, at least on the politics side where i frequent, other than to stir the pot, look for attention, troll etc.
i joined during the time people were posting about his ban. apparently he gets special treatment because hes been here awhile? Kowalski is a sad old man whose lives on this site and whose brain has been destroyed by years of pot usage
He doesnt add anything substantial at all to this site. Id rather elcamino and blacksurn, people im politically diametrically and who i think also troll rather than Kowalski,
I GOT SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL FOR YOU.🙂
shareI’m a fan ✌️
shareI know I've posted this before, but based on his heavy drinking and nicotine addiction, it can be opined that every topic he makes is designed to provide a dopamine spike - hence the volume of his posting habits with minimal follow up. Think of each new topic as a quick puff and drag.
shareEvery time you post is like a puff for me.
I'm always happy to puff you up, bro! :-D
shareHahahaha ☺...now THAT made my day!
"Puff" means in my language brothel.
Try to imagine how much fun we had when we sang in English classes this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lmAc3LKWM&; 🐲 🐉🐉🐉 🎵 🎶
Now I can sing this song differently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAl6Ra9VG04
The Puffle...in Rosentraaaaaaaaaaaaasse
You ask for slaps in the Rose Street 🌹🌹🌹....🤣
sharelol I like me some slappage!
shareBe careful what you ask for! ☺ ☺ ☺ 👋
shareI've been training, so I can take it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfNomcM5M6c
Ahhhhh...you're still able to surprise me. ♥
That's a good one too! ☺
I expected Monty Python's "Argument".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ
Somehow I missed that skit. Or saw it long ago and just forgot it. Python is so awesome.
shareHe's one of Meta's new prototype AIs that is supposed to have a distinct "personality".
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66941337
I was involved in his initial testing stages and can confirm that someone spilled Dr. Pepper on the keyboard when he was being programmed.
I wonder if he prefers regular or bendy straws.
shareHmm, you like to talk in riddles betimes too, don't you? ☺
Do you mean "straw man" or just straws?
Mich? Nein meine freunde. Sometimes a straw is just a straw, or a bendy one. :)
How's your Schäferhund?
"Rose 🌹 is a Rose 🌹 is a Rose 🌹."
Somehow it's Rose day today. ☺
Back then we talked about that "obsessed" Dachshund aka Dackel who allegedly wanted to kill you and your girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣
Every now and then a Schäferhund and his comrade visit us.
The cats aren't always amused but they get used to it.
How's about you?
Any cat or dog around or just a bendy straw? 🥤
I enjoy seeing all animals of different species getting along. Kind of gives one hope about us humans.
I admit I prefer dogs, as most will need no time at all to "warm up to you." In the past week, I've been lovingly assaulted by a pug and a pit bull. The pug just wildly "made out" with me for a few seconds, while the pit bull did the same, except they can basically fit my whole head in their mouth. Luckily they have jowl handles to help avoid that.
I am allergic to most cats, but my mom just rescued a hypoallergenic kitten (no sneezes, and now a young adult of about eight months) that at first hid under the couch my whole first weekly visit, but halfway through my second became interested in my ankles, and we were soon friends. He'd treat me as a pillow and nibble toy, and to correct the latter behavior, I'd just grab his whole face, which he seemed to like.
He is very disruptive of her computer time, however, so she is considering giving him a new home, and she needs to walk more, so I hope she gets a new dog that will get her out of the house more and keep the cat busy. I hope not a dackel... :D
That is sooooo cute what you describe. ♥ 🐶 ♥ 🐶 ♥ 🐱 ♥
And you know the solution for you and your mother, deep inside.
You'll take the "rescued hypoallergenic kitten".
He already has chosen you anyhow.
And your mother will get a dog to walk around.
Not a Dackel!...Hahahaha.
https://i.gifer.com/3AiQ.gif
The thought *has* crossed my mind... I'd rather she have two furry friends that could keep her and each other company, but time will tell...
shareIt's decided...your resistance is futile. ☺ 🐈⬛
Oh, even though you probably already know it:
Cats aren't loners!
Your buddy needs a comrade. 🐈⬛🐈⬛
If he's not able to get outside and meet his buddies. 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
I am not going from zero to two cats! (must get two cats....) NEIN BITTE!
And most any cat that goes outside in Los Angeles has a good chance at becoming a little more than "buddies" with a coyote. Although I've seen videos of cats fighting off bears... Maybe coyotes are hungrier/braver than bears...
Oh, I didn't know about the coyotes. 🐺🐺🐺
Are there more precise figures about it?
Number of cat victims by coyotes each year or the like?
Because now I'm a little disappointed with the cats. Usually they easily escape dogs. Some cat-warriors even fight huge dogs down, but that's another topic.
Coyotes have never been anything else than wild dogs to me.
Hmmm, first of all your cat could basically get out, that's fine. ☼
Where I live right now, most cats become traffic victims because these megalomaniacs underestimate the speed of cars.
Means, the room to move for my buddies 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛ was restricted.
Seems, coyotes became the victims of bad propaganda.
Coyote bashing, so to speak. 🐺🐺🐺
Can Cats and Coyote Co-Exist?
Surprising Findings From Suburban Los Angeles
New research finds that cats and coyotes
both use green spaces in a Los Angeles suburb.
https://scitechdaily.com/can-cats-and-coyote-co-exist-surprising-findings-from-suburban-los-angeles/?utm_content=cmp-true
October 07, 2022
Cheers. What I got from that article is coyotes still eat cats, just not quite as many as thought in certain areas. As far as I am concerned, coyotes were here first, so have dibs in L.A., so I'd still keep my possible future cats Steve and Linda inside.
shareYou see, how differently people read articles.
For me it was pretty clear that coyotes just eat flat megalomaniacs off the road. The coyotes deserve medals of honour from the Cleansing Department. 🐺🎖️🐺🎖️🐺
Ok ok, the medals are perhaps a tiny bit exaggerated.
Where does Linda suddenly come from?!
Hmmm...Steve + Linda sounds good. 🐈 ♥ 🐈⬛
MegalomaniCATS :D
In the 70s-80s there was a cartoonist/sketch artist named B. Kliban who was most famous for his Cat Calendars, but he had many books published of his single panel/multi-panel cartoons that still make me laugh, and one thing that has always stuck with me was one cartoon had a cat named Steve in it. In the U.S. it's pretty weird to give pets common human names, and I'd do it to keep B. Kliban's humor alive.
The ignoramus here never heard of Bernard Kliban.
NOW I've enjoyed some of his cartoons (long live the internet!)....great! 🤣
Mr. Kliban definitely died too young.
Though Wikipedia says that his cartoons "find their humor in their utter strangeness and unlikeliness" he showed the plain (funny!) truth.
So, please try to understand your Steve and Linda even if they may appear betimes strange to you.
https://i0.wp.com/arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com/Kliban0.jpg 😽 ♥ 🐈⬛
So glad to have found him another fan.
Though I think he was an influence on Gary Larson and his hugely popular Far Side comic strip found in newspaper "funny pages" seemingly everywhere, I can't recall Mr. Kliban ever getting that kind of exposure beyond his Cat Calendars being on display at book stores.
Gary Larson is also great and well-known here.
Yah, some artists don't get the credits they deserve. Kliban is certainly one of them. *sigh*
Well, sometimes it's because their cartoons/jokes can only be understood by locals. Marunde is an example. With his cartoons he mostly refers to sayings, traditions or old movies.
This is understandable internationally...I guess.
https://i.postimg.cc/wvpHwPkR/Marunde-Indianer-Englisch.jpg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo&pp=ygUeSW52YXNpb24gYm9keSBzbmF0Y2hlcnMgc2NyZWFt
There was some top 100 scariest movie moments series on AMC? that I DVR's recently and that screaming Donald Sutherland image is one of the ones shown at the beginning of every episode. I've been watching them over the past couple days, so weird coincidence, or Bennymuso has been spying on me and disseminating information to the public.
shareThat is What Benny does every time someone foolishly replies to one of his questions. But yes, he knows you’ve been watching that scene.
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