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what are the worst super powers?

posted 2 years ago by Kimmie (353)
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IInvisi nudity, where you're invisible but only if completely naked.

[–] MaximRecoil (4615) 2 years ago

Top 10 Least Exciting Super Powers

10. Super spelling
9. Lightning-fast mood swings
8. Really bendy thumb
7. Power to breathe soup
6. Ability to calm jittery squirrels
5. Power to shake exactly two aspirin out of a bottle
4. Ability to get tickets to Goodwill Games
3. Power to score with other Superheroes' wives
2. Ability to communicate with corn.
1. Magnetic colon

(Late Night with David Letterman, 8-3-1990)

[–] mikethemartian (6719) 2 years ago

The male Wonder Twin:

“Shape of a bucket of water!”

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

immortality.

[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

The ancient Greeks had the story of Tithonus, who was granted immortality... but not eternal youth.

He aged and aged and aged, and shrunk and shrunk over the centuries, until eventually he was just a grasshopper.

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

a person might end up angry and bitter like dracula.

[–] Wint3rFir3 (7171) 2 years ago

Always thought that the power to absorb other's powers like Rogue and Peter Petrelli is kind of useless when there's no other super heroes around to siphon off, which can be very often. Also, it's *completely

[–] FredBurroughs (21465) 2 years ago

It would suck to have the super power of being able to turn into a turkey sandwich (but never back again).

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14411) 2 years ago

How about being able to shrink, grow, or morph, but your clothes don't?

[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

That's why Edna Mode could afford that house.

[–] Kimmie (353) 2 years ago

Ar least you do not have to strip naked with thosepowers, it is like are you a super heroine or a stripper?

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14411) 2 years ago

People were wondering that about Alice in the 2010 "Alice in Wonderland" film.

[–] javie (2216) 2 years ago

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