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Men: How would you respond if you were drafted for World War 3?


That would damper my career goals.....

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If things keep going in the direction they are headed we will all be impacted, drafted or not.

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BY KICKING ASS...I AM EAGERLY AWAITING THAT CALL.

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I don't think they'll let you wear your pink boots and beret.

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BERETS ARE DUMB...WHAT'S WRONG WITH PINK BOOTS?

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You don't want to shave your head and rock a beret? Like the guy from Myth Busters?

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MY HEAD IS SHAVED...AND I STILL DON'T DO BERETS...JOHN WAYNE AND JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME ARE THE ONLY DUDES WHO COULD FULLY ROCK A BERET.

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Commandos and French dudes wear berets so they are 50% cool.

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And Green Berets wear them. Now I realize what you meant by saying Commandos :P

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I'd ask them to double-check my date of birth!

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I would respond:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79YUknp1T7I

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👍

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I'll claim to be Elvis and they'll let me stay on reason of insanity.

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😅

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Undeterred. The big mushroom cloud will make hand to hand combat a moot point, they’ll be serving us all with barbecue sauce anyway.

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I was classified as 1-A when I registered for the draft and felt sure I'd be going to Vietnam. Sometime later that year, I received a letter advising me that, because of a high 'lottery number', I wouldn't have to enlist. Major sigh of relief. Sometime after that, I got another notification that I had been reclassified to 1-H, meaning I could only be drafted if there was a world war. That always kind of mystified me but I wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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I see. Must have been relieved especially as a young lad.

I wear a hearing aid and the military probably wouldn't take me. That's my "crutch" for getting out of service.

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Absolutely! 18 years old. Prior to that I had attended the funerals of a couple of upperclassmen who had died in Vietnam. I had kind of a gloomy outlook until I got that notice.

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Holy shit i thought saying was kick a gift horse in the mouth. I am such a fucking idiot, nobody corrected me all those times i used it lol

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I once worked with a country boy from Georgia who one day told me a story of having been kicked between the legs by a mule. He said the pain was so intense, it made him black out. When he came to, the mule was still standing there and a 2x4 was also laying nearby. He was so enraged, he grabbed that board, brought it down upon the animal's skull between the eyes and killed it on the spot.

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I'd say I was gay.

wait...

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We can't use that one anymore, damn idiot gay libbers.

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