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post your modernist poetry


How much cancel could a canceler cancel
If a canceler could cancel cancel?
As much cancel as a canceler could cancel,
If a canceler could cancel cancel.

Roses are cancelled
Violets are too,
Sugar is cancelled
And so are you.

There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she posted her tweet and said: “CANCELLED!"

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Talk about movies
Keep politics out of it
There's a board for that


There's my Hiaku for you.

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how is this politics?? It's social, it's society, it's you and me, not dems or repubs or gov or laws or etc etc etc

cant you have a sense of humor for 49 seconds?

this is GENERAL DISCUSSION, not movie discussion

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Cancel culture is ideological, and ideology is usually considered political on both sides.

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Problem is, you have never been funny.

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Neither have you, you’ve been a Great bore for several years now

You are a self important oddball that claims many skills and continuously proves none of them

You state that you are an accomplished writer and make frequent misspellings and stupid statements…You’ve become a joke here dummy, cut your own dick off with your ‘katana skills’ dumbass, nobody will miss it you lonely loser

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And neither have you, with your lame, repetitive (which is extremely boring), infantile attempts at humor.

And you know about writing when you can't even differentiate between a comma and a period?

And the ultimate hypocrisy is that I was probably the first poster here to start calling him out 5 years ago, when you came swooping in with your hero-of-the-board, protector/savior bullshit, trying to hard time me about it. Since then, you've suddenly become his most venomous adversary. Once again, it looks to me like my instincts were right to begin with.

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💩

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I was in bed again, right?

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You didn’t miss much, I’m giving this turd the response he deserves from now on

Some people are not worth the time👎

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But apparently, launching a completely unprovoked, name-calling tirade against one harmless poster and shortly afterwards, the same thing against a poster whom you know has you on Ignore and can't see it anyway, are not a waste of time. (eye-roll)

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💩

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Like I said before, I already know you're an angry pos, lol.

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👋

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lol, shogun I’ve never seen you so snippy!

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This ‘Macho’ tornado of fake bravado is only employed by two completely busted and limp old lonely men here…Both are bitter jokes😄

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They bring out the Conan in you.

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I’m willing to slug out a couple of Camels

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One of the best super short scenes in cinematic history!

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Great stuff!

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He's no Conan but you've just risen in the ranks to become his #3, sickening, ass-kisser.

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How do I get to number two? Pull down my pants and push?

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Consult with your idol again. He obviously has a penchant for shit and you seem to also.

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You have weird fetishes. Bring that elsewhere you freak

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You're the one constantly referring to others here as feces and posting those childish emojis. Why do you keep responding anyway when you claimed to have me under control, fake-o?

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💩💩💩

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This angry weirdo is a roundly disliked doofus that thinks he’s interesting…Everything he posts is a congratulations to himself or a random attack on another poster

He’s a worthless bell end and that’s what happens to a man with no woman or children, they get stale and go REAL soft early…

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I’ve recently taken to responding to this rotting piece of angry old self-hating trash with a single emojie that he will dwell upon…that’s how you take out the garbage, don’t afford db further thought, he’s been an angry bum for years and he’s ‘proudly’ all alone…as if he has a choice😆

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Yes I believe I previously had reason to suspect that his name here is short for douchebag20douchebag.

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Several of us have but only the open talkers have stated so…The number of PMs I’ve received about this wet diaper are ridiculous

The best way to respond to this wet shit is with a single emojie, he is worth nothing more

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Yeah, you're really not giving me any further thought with these desperate, face-saving responses, are you? Keep on revealing what a fake you are. It's entertaining.

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🍆

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That shit-talking buddy of yours seems to have abandoned the site. Are you trying to send him a message so that you punks can double team me again out of desperation?

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Well I’ll take your mouth if Shogun wants to fill in your bum-bum!

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So, you're admitting that you see your idol as someone who likes shit on his dick? But he keeps swearing up and down that he's the All-American, macho, hardworking, family man.

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😉🍆🍆!

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I thought the single emoji was the best response, fake-o. (eye-roll)

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😭

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Good morning.

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Howdy, it’s gonna be a fine day😁

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Busy night I see.

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Doing some business tonight with the biggest pile of dung on the the site just now…Tune in tomorrow for scores!

This db shitheel is a funny punching bag, good laughs

Good Morning😄

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I came to Haiku
Shadow sees its own shadow
Gimmick luster lost

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I imagined that ferns comedian with the beard reading that on latenight tv or something. Kind of a lame imagination but he probably hardcore liberal comedian lol as exTreme left as a comedian can go without alienating the republicans hehe

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Poem written circa 2,173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkxrBlyLjYQ

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Led Zeppelin are great
But KISS is poo

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Poem written circa 2,365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krD2_CN72-s

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How are you getting those from the future? Sweet!

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Wormhole

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Good day, my name is Stratego
I have an enormous ego
If you don't like my rhyme
Stop wasting my time
And go look for another amigo!

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🤣 Well done!

This is for you: 💃👠🎵🥂

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Thank you! Salted caramel appletinis for everyone!🍸🎉

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Cheers! 🥂

Who's in your basement these days? Anyone we know and love?
🤭

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Oops, I better go and check. It's been awfully quiet down there. 😬

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Many of us have missed your "adventures."

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Well, if anyone's interested, I still have a spot for Friday night!💥

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Sounds like you need to promote St. Elmo's Fire a bit more these days.

(Okay, I'm almost embarrassed to say that I've never watched it. I'll definitely add it to my watchlist, okay? Obviously, I need to understand this...and you. 😉)

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Oh lordie, I think I've only watched it once in its entirety!😆 It's an inside joke between me and Shogun (if he even remembers!), because, frankly, we both thought that movie sucked big time. I see no other use for it than as a torture device!🤷‍♀️

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Oh. My. Stars! You've only watched it once? Boy, did I fall for that!

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Lol, don't feel too bad. At least now you know to avoid St. Elmo's Fire at all costs or face 110 minutes of pure suffering!😱

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I'll put it at the bottom of my list. 😉😄

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god, I finally watched Elmo's Fire. I'm glad I finally did, but totally regretted it at the exact same time. I understand why it was hot at the time, though.

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She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a quiver,
She gave a cough,
Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

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There is a network called CW
That likes to make Woke poo.
And when nobody watched,
they blamed the unwashed.

And put up the for sale sign.

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