Yor, the Hunter from the Future, 4.4. Haven't seen it in years. I'm afraid to watch it and kill such a wonderful memory π
The Maciste series, loved it when I was a kid. Half of them are under 5. The Italian Peplum from the 60s AKA Sword&Sandal deserves better.
BloodRayne ones from Uwe Boll. They're bad, but oddly fun, and... still bad π
A Sound of Thunder, 4.2. It could have been much better, true, but... 4.2??? Is that a joke?
Pretty Dead, 4.4. It's not a great movie, but it's not a under-5 one. Slow pacing, you keep wondering until the end whether she's becoming a zombie or she's just mental.
Ghosts of Mars, 4.9. Yeah, it was a failure. But c'mon, it's John Carpenter. No movie from Carpenter should have such a low score, no excuses, there should be some universal law forbidding it.
Xanadu. It's 5.3. It's not under 5 but still, c'mon, it's a good movie.
Bloodsucking Bastards, 5.7. It's not under-5, but it's still way lower than it deserves. One of the best horror comedies last years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pU3-GfknE4
And something similar can be said about Ava's Possessions, a more subtle comedy that's more worthy than a 5.6.
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