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What's the absolutely, positively worst movie you've ever seen?


For me it is without a doubt, hands down, bar none, Zombie Nation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Nation_(film)

This movie is so utterly horrible that words fail to describe it. It was, at one time, the #1 Bottom Rated movie on IMDb. Now I think it's inexplicably moved up to #13 or so. Although how or why is a mystery to me. I can't even fathom a movie being worse than this one!! A 2.1/10 is TOO KIND for this garbage!!!! 😰😰😰😰

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For me, watching Tommy (1975) was pure torture. I would have left almost right away but was with a large group (school maybe?) and it was the longest couple of hours of my life. I can't remember why, I just remember I absolutely hated it.

😝 Gag.

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Probably because you were really young then and it's not really something a young person would be into. Have you ever tried watching it again since?

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Um, no. Don't mean to sound rude, but why would I? Yes, I've re-watched other things I didn't "get" the first time around, but I just can't bring myself to repeat something that was so bad that I've blocked most of it from my memory. πŸ˜’

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Well I only say it because sometimes certain movies get better with time. There's been movies/TV shows I watched when I was young that I really did not like at all. And some of them are enjoyable for me now. Like the show M*A*S*H. I could not stand that show as a kid. Really hated it. Now if I catch a glimpse of it, I'll watch it and find it very good now. That's just one of the things that comes to mind. There are more but don't feel like thinking about anymore right now lol.

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I liked Jaws 3D better than Jaws: The Revenge. That one was so bad I can't even remember details lol. J3D sucked too, but I still watched it multiple times just for sexy Dennis Quaid and Simon MacCorkindale!! 😳😳😳😳

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Piranha...

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Don't mess with me 151, I'm already confused enough.

I thought the one with Michael Caine was 3D.
You're right. The Revenge was much worse.

Although I don't think I remember 3D at all.
I'm sure I watched it for the same reasons you did.

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3D had Lou Gossett in it too!!

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Lou Gossett, although a fine actor,
is no Simon MacCorkindale.

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Well of course not!! He's definitely up there. But he's no Manimal!! There's just no comparison.

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Can't believe you dropped a Manimal reference.
Haven't thought about that in 30 yrs.
That show lasted like 2 months.

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Poor Simon. He got so cheated!!

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Hard to say, there are so many bad movies out there.

Worst fans though easily go to fans of Prometheus.

You can't crap on people and then not state why, continuously, for five years.

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Mainstream:
Grumpy Cat Worst Christmas Ever -- just awful. Just because it's a kids cutesy animal movie is no excuse for a terrible script and bad performances.

Indie:
The Future (2011), directed by Miranda July.
I get that this woman is going for artsy and creative and mysterious, but this is just a freakin' mess.

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Oh Christ, there's a Grumpy Cat movie?!?! πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Lol, yes, unfortunately there is -- and unfortunately I actually watched it, hahaha!

I thought to myself, well, this could be cute and nicely executed -- or really bad. It was worse than really bad! [laugh]

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Latest Fast & Furious.

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There was this one movie on Netflix, I had watched at my friend's place and it was about this guy and gal driving around this field. They end up driving and see a dead body on the ground and they find that it died by some kind of weird virus. After they leave, cops come by and see the body. While one of the cops stays with it, the other cop looks for help. When he gets back, he finds that the body disappeared and now his friend is on the ground. It pans back to the guy and gal, who are still driving around in the car. They come across more dead bodies. Finally, the guy decides to get out and see what is going on.

Meanwhile, it pans back to the cop and then it is revealed that his friend is actually alive and zombified. The other cop gets bitten and he then lays on the ground.

The camera then pans back to the couple and when the girl gets out, after waiting a while, she finds that her boyfriend and the dead body he was identifying, are gone. She then goes back in the car and then all of a sudden, all these zombies come out and attack the car. She yells and screams, the car runs out of gas, and the the movie is over.

After sitting through that, I had to say that it was the worst movie I had ever seen. Then again, I had also learned that anyone could make a home movie and put it on Netflix. Not sure how they get it okayed; however, it seemed like it was a really low budget film.

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Was it a short?

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It was probably about an hour long.

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If not THE WORST, at least in that category....The Human Centipede ! This disgusting film actually spawned two sequels.

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Did you see the sequels? Part 2 was far worse than one. I have not seen 3 yet but I will eventually. I remember after I first saw 1 & 2, I then watched them will my mother. I went to work asking people if I was a bad daughter for showing those movies to my mom LOL. She thought they were gross but she damn sure watched them both all the way through HAHAHA!!

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