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Privately, somewhere between Die Hards 4 & 5 (Although widespread tales from the set of both 'Cop Out' and 'Expendables 3' made it public knowledge)
Brody - Al Jolson ("Smile you son-of-a-mammmy-fucking Biatchh!")
Quint - Bill Cosby ("This Dark....Swallow Ya' Hole.....an shiiet")
Hooper - A 'CGI' George Floyd ("I can't breathe")
Ellen Brody - Pam Grier (no dialogue, but invariably gets raped by a CGI Sid-Haig)
Mayor Vaughn - George Hamilton (I *AM* going to stand here and see that little Kintner CRAKKKER spill out all over the mafuckin' dock")
All hunting a (cracker-eating) 'Great Black Shark'
Bruce - Andy Serkis, who else? (plus it will sate those whites constantly whining about equal representation)
Music - Kayne, Beyonce, Gay-z, Will-I-Am, Rihanna, Drake (etc)
Script - Jordan Peele/Tyler Perry/Louis Farrakhan (etc)
Director - Spike ("Do The White Thing") Lee
I think it was a given that he was a bad-guy (and his violent demise was inevitable) but (thankfully) over the course of 3 hours, he only really ever associated with (and killed) even scummier lowlife criminals. I can't envision any of the other characters in this movie giving a rats ass about their mother, sister or wives (as Tony initially did)
His one 'saving' grace (as mentioned earlier) was his refusal to kill children (I'd assume that any other character in the movie wouldn't have a problem with blowing up innocent children....if it meant saving their own hides)
So whilst never actually 'likable'....he did have one redeeming feature, I guess?
For the record: I'd take no real pleasure in Seagal breaking every bone in her worthless body.....However (due to the ever growing number of *trans* athletes beating all existing female sports records).....then surely men physically fighting women, is the only inevitable (logical) step...in this (already highly illogical) 'equality' movement.
Perhaps Theron could bust out her 'Atomic Blonde' moves against the seventh-dan Aikido master?
I'd take no real pleasure in Seagal breaking every bone in her worthless body.....However (due to the ever growing number of *trans* athletes beating all existing female sports records).....then men physically fighting women, is the only inevitable (logical) step...in this (already highly illogical) 'equality' movement.
Perhaps Theron could bust out her 'Atomic Blonde' moves against the seventh-dan Aikido master?
And Theron is a 49-something, dried up, possible lesbian (who regenderfied her son) because it's fashionable (and he now likely matches her coffee table that month) Sick to death of seeing this anorexic gobshite clogging up cinemas with her tired old 'Women-Are-As-Tough-As-Man-Schtick' and then running to whatever outlet will listen to her constant 'offence' or 'social injustice'....This woman is the physical embodiment of the 'Took Knee' (and little else)
And because this bitch is losing column inches (to either Covid19 or BLM).....she now decides to jump on the (long forgotten) #MeToo campaign.......on behalf of someone else......and start talking shit about Seagal Sensei.
If he's every bit the cowardly, woman-abusing fraud....and she's every inch the 'embodiment' of female empowerment (that she endlessly drones on or acts about) then I'd pay good money to see Seagal fight her (no-holds barred) and knock some sense into this deluded actress (I reckon his first strike would put her out.....the second strike, in a coma....the third strike....Game Over) I'd just hope he'd snap her weak limbs thoughout his (all-too-brie)f lesson on 'Equality'
At very least, Steven Seagal could both prove his MA capabilities....and also put to bed any chances of more Fruity, woke, SJW, Box-Ticking, Mad Max movies (paving the way for Mel Gibson to return to the franchise he owns)
Win-Win-Win.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
To be fair (as much as I dislike abbreviation) you surely must have guessed what movie the OP was referring to (if you're on the message board for this actress?)
Glad you mentioned this 'overlooked' classic.
For me, it was 'Nails' (vintage Hopper)
'Do U Lie' or 'The Beautiful Ones'
I prefer 'parade' myself (but 'Purple Rain' is better than 1999, IMO)
This is because the 'popped-out' head was filmed afterwards (for Pacing reasons) Which is why they only mention the tooth to Mayor Vaughan (and not Gardener's corpse)
It's mentioned in various 'making-of' articles (and as such, can be considered a 'goof')
Flash Gordon
Judge Dredd
Three Days Of The Condor
By 'Controversy' you mean 'unfounded allegations'?
Anyhow:
1) Play It Again Sam
2) Love And Death
3) Broadway Danny Rose
On many of the behind-the-scenes footage of 'Superman II' (especially all the reshot footage) all I saw was Reeve giving constructive advice and bandying about ideas with director Lester. Nothing malicious, just Reeve trying to be helpful (and, at this stage, protecting his brand/career)
Given the drastic re-shoots, and the cast and crews torn allegiances between Donner/Lester....I can see how Reeves' constructive criticisms could be perceived as meddling?
Either 'Unforgiven' or 'The Conversation' or 'Eureka' (and possibly 'Superman - The Movie' (1978) .....just for getting the perfect balance between menace and comedy)
I heard he was writing 'crime novels' (so I'm assuming he still has his faculties about him?) Wish he'd come back for one last movie (otherwise his last movie would be 'Welcome To Mooseport' or whatever it was called?)
It wasn't too bad (but the problem was, that it wasn't too good either) it just sort of meandered around for 90 minutes, then disappeared (like a fair-weather friend) a bit forgettable, truth be told.
Methinks, everyone involved thought "Wow....We've got Pacino" (but hadn't a clue what to do with him)
At very least, Pacino isn't disgracing himself (unlike DeNiro)
Great actor, happy Birthday