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Uh oh...papa bear is upset. Never thank me. Embrace me. That’s an understatement. Close. It’s Michael Jordan. There’s a space basketball scene that’s vital to the plot. Calm down. Why? Calm down. I watchededed it over 4 times. At least six guys do this. We’re not. Nobody ever wants these sequels/reboots twenty years later. This movie won’t flop, but it also won’t make a billion dollars like these delusional studio execs want it to. Not even close. The only franchise that anyone still gives a shit about after all these years is James Bond, but I feel even that will be ruined once Daniel Craig leaves town. So that we have something to stroke our cocks to. Do you not know how life works? That was nice of them. Three charisma-void “stars” in a movie void of charisma. How appropriate. He owned the rights. Being a writer in Hollywood gives you almost zero control over the end product. As for directors, they rarely have more control over a project than the studio/financier. Jesus God DAMN. She is a useless, useless, filthy rich woman who is also completely useless. It’s your money. Do as you please. I honestly have no interest in seeing it. I made it through six minutes of Solo before shutting it off, and I think that’ll be the end of my Star Wars fandom. The answer is no. This has sunk to the level of the Terminator franchise. BR2049 is a great film, but it would have been a masterpiece if the Deckard storyline had been eliminated and Jared Leto had been recast. Otherwise it’s pretty much the sci-fi film I’ve waited my entire life to see in the theater. Demeaning how?