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It's all anyone has to do.
I was thinking of modeling the sacrifice pit as the reverse of this one:
[url]https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/ed/74/e6/paradise-wildlife-park.jpg[/url]
The difference would be that the humans would be inside the fence and the goats would be outside, grazing, as it is written.
[i]"Yeah, I'm driving, but no one's ever on this road anyway."[/i]
Your subject line got my hopes up... I'm trying to rustle up some goats for the Big Ritual. It's okay, the goats don't get harmed. The humans are the ones who get sacrificed. There's just so much red tape and most countries prohibit it.
[i]"Here comes the judge now. Text me again when you get to the next traffic light."[/i]
Yes, yes they are parodies. Like those Skittles commercials. Take them seriously and the joke's on you.
[i]"He didn't make any friends that day, but he held onto his ideals when he couldn't even hold his farts."[/i]
They're parodies, not real commercials.
[i]"See, I fixed it."[/i]
What's a record player?
[i]"Vesti La Giubba"[/i]
It's part of their Uptalk Minute Plan TM
Uppity, for short.
[i]"I was at KFC? And they didn't have orange soda?"[/i]
Yoga.
Yoga.
It may not be something she is necessarily drawn to, but that's okay. They don't have to go to that many sessions but they do need to go together.
This is a partner thing.
If your *friend* likes yoga, forget the whole thing. But if your friend hates yoga, this will work like a charm.
At first, your friend would just participate without complaining. But after a while, he starts to interact with the other guys in the class. Guys who actually like yoga and are easily intimidated.
He makes faces at them, when no one else can see. Maybe he tells someone that his leotard is untied, does a "made you look" and scores a poke to the chin.
Little stuff.
They will begin to treat your friend like a leader and so will everyone in the class because they want to be on his side. They don't want to feel like they got sand kicked in their face. But it gets better...
One day, tired of the shenanigans, a student rises up against your friend in a way where your friend is seen as the peacekeeper, not the aggressor. Even the teacher would blush.
That's my suggestion.
Go get 'em, Tiger!
[i]"I had a dream I woke up next to you in real life and the cyanide was still on the set."[/i]
I can't quote it exactly because I don't know the full extent of what was said. But I could just imagine it...
March 16, 1992
Filming began on the set of Groundhog Day and already on day one, Andie MacDowell instantly became the most difficult actress Bill ever had to work with. It dragged out over the next couple of months. During that time Bill Murray, a man who uses his words selectively, had many one-liners that went right over Andie's head.
It's fun to think of what those one-liners might have been.
[i]"Could we just script a few lines to make it clearer that she's not my mother?"[/i]
P.S. Have you seen Father Of The Bride?
Your username is like a tribute to sounding extra-French, like how Martin Short pronounce the word cake.
[i]PWNED[/i]
Castaway.
I can't remember who played Wilson or if he was nominated for best supporting actor, but it's a darn shame we haven't seen him in other costarring roles.
[i]"Let's watch Dynasty while you sneak mini-marshmallows down the back of my turtleneck."[/i]
Are you sure it wasn't an episode of ELR?
[i]"Wishes and dreams, moans and screams."[/i]
That's because they're the Sunshine State.
#SpringBreak
So no better guess then.
You seem somewhat embarrassed. And immature. Rest assured, there are better ways to make friends.
May you go in peace to reflect.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2OgmgBHEZk[/url]
[i]"Word is bond."[/i]
If you move to Arizona, that won't be an issue.
#ProblemSolved
Why *wouldn't* it? I don't have any better guesses. Do you?
[i]"Let's watch foreign films and complain all day, Shakira."[/i]
How'd you sleep? Was that it?
It wasn't Kill Bill Cosby.
[url]http://www.wombstretcha.com/images/kill-bill-cosby1.jpg[/url]
Could it have been an episode of ELR?
[i]"You'll get a fat lip too, Meathead, if you don't stifle yourself."[/i]
If found this translation, though I'm not sure it's the same one:
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_PYr7j8AsI[/url]
[i]It's okay, Aunt Edith. Your bruise doesn't look so bad.[/i]