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"White knight" a corpse?
Lol, you need serious help, moron
So you wasted a few seconds of your life watching a movie you didn't like?
Typical....
I was 6 or 7.
Not surprising.
OP's just jealous, simply put. Doesn't have a life other than bashing a talented actress who has managed to make a name for herself and fortunate enough to marry into the royal family.
Reality:
You're a fucking retard.
I'm sorry but what exactly are "lobters"?
Is this a new species we never heard of in science class?
Well, that's great if you can do the math
Duh, Sherlock, most kindergarteners are usually between the ages of 5 and 6.
Yeah sure, idiot
Nice to hear about your life story and your love for Donald Trump. I should've figured there was something off about you, but then you spilled it out, Kudos to you on that.
As for me: you got everything 100% completely wrong.
"You are between 25 and 35."
Actually I'm only 21, but that's pretty close enough. Thanks for making me feel more mature :)
"You and your same sex partner live in San Francisco."
I don't live in San Francisco, and you could try using less gender-neutral terms. I am female, just so you know.
"You have an open relationship (your partner's idea) and you try to pretend it doesn't make you jealous. "
No, just no.
"ou have one of those hairless cats that you named after a Harry Potter character. "
Incorrect on so many levels.
"You don't drink,"
How'd you figure that out? :D :D :D :D
" but you like recreational drugs."
Nope.
"You ride a bike everywhere and you are a vegan."
Hell, no
"You are employed as a copy editor at a local gay newspaper"
Not even one bit fucking true, try harder idiot
"In your spare time you like to attend protest marches,"
Nope, because this isn't 1963.
"you clear out when things get heavy because you don't have the stomach for a fight"
Not even one bit true, troll harder
"Your secret fantasy that you tell no one is that you have always wanted to be an African herd animal"
Well, at least you got one thing right about me, I AM African, so joke's on you. Got lots of relations and such that live there ;)
"Preferably a zebra, but you'd settle for a gnu"
False
"Your biggest shame is that you failed Kindergarten"
Oh, and I suppose you were there when I was six years old and attending kindergarten, WHICH I ACTUALLY PASSED?
Glad to know that you spend most of your spare time mocking an actress who fails to acknowledge your existence, simply 'cause she has a LIFE of her own and doesn't seek attention from the media or anything. Thanks for exposing yourself as a Markle hater; I'm sure she appreciates haters.
Oh, wow, that's a real nice way to talk about your mom.
You probably still live in her basement and eat McDonald's and watch some Netflix, don't you? ;)
Cool story bro.
Oh, I don't know, maybe the title of your thread...
Just a thought
At least I don't go around on message boards giving royal marriages "five years" unlike idiots like you.
IF you don't like the royal wedding, then don't fucking watch it. Problem solved.
I suppose you're just one of those people who can't stand interracial marriages, mainly a biracial woman marrying into a wealthy, royal white family. Everyone's always gotta be so critical, it's a shame.
You're an idiot.
I knew that there would be idiots like you having something negative to say. I feel so sorry for you right now.
Then don't freaking watch it, moron.