I give it five years.
Absolute maximum.
shareOh, I'm sure your incel streak will go much longer than that.
share@TJLamb0518 "Oh, I'm sure your incel streak will go much longer than that."
Coming from a guy who faps to Supergirl comics, I can't take that very seriously.
Because you fap to Superboy comics only? Or do you include Krypto in your angry, tear filled nasturbation?
shareWhat's nasturbation? Is that what you have do with your tiny little organ instead of masturbation?
shareI knew that there would be idiots like you having something negative to say. I feel so sorry for you right now.
share"I feel so sorry for you right now."
Thanks. I really appreciate your sympathy. It's very touching.
You're an idiot.
shareOnce again, you've given me so much insight into my behavior. This is really a life-changing moment for me. Thank you so much...
shareI suppose you're just one of those people who can't stand interracial marriages, mainly a biracial woman marrying into a wealthy, royal white family. Everyone's always gotta be so critical, it's a shame.
shareBy "regular Joe" standards she is quite wealthy, too.
Why don't you just relax. When the other Royal guy married that other woman, I gave it five years too. I suppose you're one of those people who has an obsession with finding racial motives in every situation.
shareAt least I don't go around on message boards giving royal marriages "five years" unlike idiots like you.
IF you don't like the royal wedding, then don't fucking watch it. Problem solved.
What gave you the idea I watched it?
shareOh, I don't know, maybe the title of your thread...
Just a thought
I "watched" maybe 30 seconds of it as I passed through the room where my wife was watching. Nobody needs to watch it anyway, as it has been pretty much the only thing covered on TV and internet news. They've even used the space they usually reserve for Trump-bashing!
shareCool story bro.
shareDerp.
shareOh, wow, that's a real nice way to talk about your mom.
You probably still live in her basement and eat McDonald's and watch some Netflix, don't you? ;)
Yeah. You got it pretty much nailed. I live in the basement of my Aunt/Mom's doublewide trailer outside Bugtussle, Oklahoma and when I am not eating McDonalds, I eat only Funyuns and grape soda. All day, everyday. I can't afford Netflix, so I basically just watch WWE. Whenever my Dad/Uncle comes home to steal Aunt/Mom's welfare check, he beats me up, drinks some whiskey and then we all go down to the Legion Hall to vote for President Donald Trump.
If I have any spare time after all that, I log on here and mock Meghan Markle.
Now for you: You are between 25 and 35. You and your same sex partner live in San Francisco. You have an open relationship (your partner's idea) and you try to pretend it doesn't make you jealous. You have one of those hairless cats that you named after a Harry Potter character. You don't drink, but you like recreational drugs. You ride a bike everywhere and you are a vegan. You are employed as a copy editor at a local gay newspaper. In your spare time you like to attend protest marches, but you clear out when things get heavy because you don't have the stomach for a fight. Your secret fantasy that you tell no one is that you have always wanted to be an African herd animal. Preferably a zebra, but you'd settle for a gnu. Your biggest shame is that you failed Kindergarten.
Nice to hear about your life story and your love for Donald Trump. I should've figured there was something off about you, but then you spilled it out, Kudos to you on that.
As for me: you got everything 100% completely wrong.
"You are between 25 and 35."
Actually I'm only 21, but that's pretty close enough. Thanks for making me feel more mature :)
"You and your same sex partner live in San Francisco."
I don't live in San Francisco, and you could try using less gender-neutral terms. I am female, just so you know.
"You have an open relationship (your partner's idea) and you try to pretend it doesn't make you jealous. "
No, just no.
"ou have one of those hairless cats that you named after a Harry Potter character. "
Incorrect on so many levels.
"You don't drink,"
How'd you figure that out? :D :D :D :D
" but you like recreational drugs."
Nope.
"You ride a bike everywhere and you are a vegan."
Hell, no
"You are employed as a copy editor at a local gay newspaper"
Not even one bit fucking true, try harder idiot
"In your spare time you like to attend protest marches,"
Nope, because this isn't 1963.
"you clear out when things get heavy because you don't have the stomach for a fight"
Not even one bit true, troll harder
"Your secret fantasy that you tell no one is that you have always wanted to be an African herd animal"
Well, at least you got one thing right about me, I AM African, so joke's on you. Got lots of relations and such that live there ;)
"Preferably a zebra, but you'd settle for a gnu"
False
"Your biggest shame is that you failed Kindergarten"
Oh, and I suppose you were there when I was six years old and attending kindergarten, WHICH I ACTUALLY PASSED?
Glad to know that you spend most of your spare time mocking an actress who fails to acknowledge your existence, simply 'cause she has a LIFE of her own and doesn't seek attention from the media or anything. Thanks for exposing yourself as a Markle hater; I'm sure she appreciates haters.