Snow Brown


since this stupid story is sooooo 1936, and non-inclusive, they need to change the NAME of it also to update it for the modern times.

COME ON, Disney, grow a pair! Be "Progressive" Be liberal, be lefty or whatever to advance the human species into the all cancelled, nothing world everyone claims to desire.

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doesn't "Snow" give a lift to whitey though? by default bias? just more of the white man patriarchy quietly owning the pedestal. Let's change it to a word that offends absolutely nobody. That way, everyone will enjoy it, trigger free, in their own lil safe space where nothing bad will ever touch them. Flowers! Rainbows! unicorns everywhere!!!

Let's change the title to "Generic Movie Title", and everyone will be happy and glorious with all negative feely-feelies removed and safe and glorious life will live as intended: with absolutely nothing happening. That's living, baby!!!!

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hahhahaha im just messin....

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See the movie or don't see the movie. Nobody cares.

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NO! NO! NO!

We MUST CHANGE THE WORLD with entertainment or nothing else ever will!
You are a hater, incel, pedo, racist, bigot, misogynist, [insert label of the month here]

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Somebody who put a lot of money into this cares.

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S’no White or S’not White.

The second one fits better considering Zegler’s attitude.

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They also could have hired an Asian actress and called it Yellow Snow?

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Could have been worse. They could have gone the route Marissa Meyer did with her crappy sci-fi fairy-tale books and hired a black chick to be "Snow White." Then we would have had to call it "Snow Black."

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They also could have hired an Asian actress and called it Yellow Snow?


Watch out where the Huskies go......😂

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNn1nht0_8&pp=ygUlZnJhbmsgemFwcGEgZG9uJ3QgZWF0IHRoZSB5ZWxsb3cgc25vdw%3D%3D

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I've heard it called, "Snow Brown and the Seven Diversity Hires," hehehe.

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I think they cgi'd out the diversity hires. :D

What an f'd up mess this YET AGAIN REMAKE is.

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Yeah, it's like, so real dwarves weren't okay to cast for this, but CGI fake-looking ones were? Peter Dinklage really F'ed up things in the dwarf acting community this time.

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They should have the Evil Queen win as a twist. Would almost make it worth watching.

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Snow is white.

So they'd have to change it to Shit Brown.

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Careful there, Sparky.
That sounds like logic.
Logic has no place on the internet.
:)

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Maybe that’s just her last name (in the film). Who cares.

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well... there is THIS....

"her origin story where her name is given to her from her mother who prayed for a daughter with specific coloring because she found it to be exceptionally beautiful. She pricked her finger on an ebony black window frame and her blood dropped on the pane where it had frosted with snow and she thought that combination of colors was beautiful. Her wish was answered with a daughter that had ebony black hair, cheeks as rosy as blood (lips as red as blood as well), and skin as white as snow."

but, hey, who cares

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This is an adaptation of the Disney animated film. If Disney themselves felt the desire to change it, then sure, change it. It isn’t detrimental to the plot of the story. Her kindness and beauty are. So it will be ok.

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Except in the trailer she comes off as as an entitled cunt.

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No she doesn’t. No matter what she would’ve done, that would’ve been your opinion.

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Please tell me more about me and what I think.

There is also a leaked scene from the movie going around where as a thank-you for letting her stay with them, this version of Snow White, instead of helping the dwarves clean up and taking up a broom (like in the version it was so lovingly adapted from), "Snow White" directs the dwarves to clean their house, giving the broom to one of the dwarves.

But yeah, pay for your ticket and open your mouth wide.

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luckily, THIS wave of feminism is totally making all women much, much happier in life.



;)
bahahhahaahha REAP: SOW

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Well until we actually watch the movie and the context, it’s all just you speculating.

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