LoveCatsHateDogs (2001)

Premature Filmjaculation

posted a month ago in Nosferatu (2024)

Can this succeed despite having Bill Skarsgard in it?

posted 2 months ago in Nosferatu (2024)

So, uh, that dude (Spoilers)

posted 3 months ago in Smile 2 (2024)

What the fuck did I just watch?

posted 4 months ago in Krazy House (2024)

The title makes it sound like a show for little girls

posted 4 months ago in Teacup (2024)

Spoilers inside

posted 5 months ago in Strange Darling (2024)

Uncomfortably long shot + crappy music

posted 5 months ago in Strange Darling (2024)

The romcom shit is excruciating

posted 5 months ago in Vanilla Sky (2001)

So far it looks like they pulled an Andor

posted 5 months ago in The Penguin (2024)

Needs more mismatched tattoos...

posted 5 months ago in Ella Purnell

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Someone watched The Substance...

posted 10 days ago in Severance (2022)

No "Best Moustache"?

posted a month ago in Nosferatu (2024)

After seeing the film I can say that they successfully used enough makeup to completely remove any trace of his fucking face.

posted a month ago in Nosferatu (2024)

Adopt the "Disney Star Wars Approach" and assume that they will fuck it up. Watch it with low expectations, and if they do a good job, you can be pleasantly surprised.

posted a month ago in Severance (2022)

I could if I knew whether I was far-right or not.

posted a month ago in Wicked: Part I (2024)

Too many cocks.

posted a month ago in Wicked: Part I (2024)

Why don't you define what YOU mean by "far-right"?

posted a month ago in Wicked: Part I (2024)

Is this your first day on the Internet?

posted a month ago in Wicked: Part I (2024)

No "Africans invented snow"?

posted a month ago in Snow White (2025)

Feeble attempted trollage. Try harder.

posted a month ago in Snow White (2025)

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