Reasons why ENDGAME is the BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

1. It’s epic. Four hours long and not a single dull moment.

2. I’m a strong man and I’ve only ever cried a few times. When my momma died, the nurse asked me why I wasn’t crying. I responded with “cuz I aint no libtard” and I’m right. Only sissy marries cry. This movie made me cry 12 times! It’s just that powerful and moving that even a strong welder like myself would be brought to tears.

3. It’s funny. We live in an era where only blacks, gays, or women can be comedians. This movie proves that straight white men are the kings of comedy! They joke around and say stuff that actually makes you laugj instead of saying “im gay!” And that being the joke, like most comedies today are.

4. Scarlett Johnannesn has some juicy tits! I find it hard to believe some girl could beat up Hawkeye but I’ll let it slide because of Scarlett!

5. No SJW bullshit. Every movie nowadays must star blacks or a woman. Every movie nowadays must feature men as the villain. Every movie nowadays must show women being strong and impowering. Well, here’s a movie lead by mostly muscular white men! These kinds of movies will be extinct in a decade. People only liked that STUPID Get Out movie because it showed a woke black guy overpowering white Trump supporters. This is a movie where masculine men fight like men and solve problems instead of pussyfooting around the way liberals want the media to be nowadays. A woman even dies in this movie! That’s amazing and realistic.

6. Flawless CGI. Everything in this movie looked real and unlike a video game. I’m a huge gamer but if I wanted to play a game, I’d hook up some good FPS like COD: BO4.

7. Oscar winning performances. Downey Jr WILL get an Oscar nom this year. Well, maybe not cuz the Oscars are SJW liberal pandering crap. The guy who played Thanos will also get an Oscar.

8. Fantastic fight scenes. Like I said earlier, this a movie where manly men fight it out like men should. They don’t cower and surrender like Hillary’s army would. The part where one guy punches another guy shouldnt fly in 2019’s politics, yet it does in this movie. In a normal movie, they’d start crying and one character would reveal they want a sex change, and then they both frollic off into a field while holding hands. Is that how the real world is?!! Maybe to college millennials!!!

Overall this a 10/10 movie for us real men. Libtards may not like it because Iron Man is white and doesnt get a sex change, but real logical thinkers will love it. I’m so sick and tired of every movie nowadays pandering to SJW politics. Im glad these marvel movies remind how awesome white men are, because we’re at war right now. Fox said white men will be slaves by the 22nd century unless we do something about it. Endgame is our wakeup call! We need movies like this to remind us that liberals arent avove us. Who agrees?