A Covenant to dupe Alien's devoted fans
Ridley Scott turns 80 this year. It's sad when senior citizens are forced to labour at such an advanced age to make ends meet. Oh you thought I was talking about Sir Ridley? No, he is a multi-millionnaire who did not labour at all over this mess of a prequel. But his production company along with 3 others did slap on the "Alien" moniker on this disaster of a movie and we are ready to dupe the die-hard fans!
The plot? Let's reuse the old one about settling a planet but running into unforseen difficulties along the way. The actors? What actors! We can hire a few extras, give them disposable lines, 0 background stories and let them loose. Billy Crudup & Danny McBride are the only recognizable faces who with their language and mannerisms bring zero believability to their characters. The other "actors" are devoid of any real nuances other than mostly screaming in terror or acting tough. Fassbender is the only hope and while being an excellent actor is given preposterously fantastical dialogue which strains the credibility of his role in the movie.
Speaking of dialogue, the script it seems was written by a couple of high school kids who were up past their bedtime and had to turn in a full length paper in class the following morning. Through this all-night crunch session we have this script as a result. While Prometheus raised curiosity and nicely touched upon some philosophical questions about life and creation of it, Covenant hardly is interested in this deep subject matter. Save for a throwaway opening exposition nicely filmed about Peter Weyland and his creation David which resonated with fans of 2001: A Space Oddity, the film avoids exploring any aspects of creation, morality or the fall of man and rise of the alien species.
The characters in this movie do exactly the opposite of what any right-minded person is thinking in their situation. The cinematography is the lone part of the movie that does not provoke anger or dismay. Cinema: B, Plot: D- Act: C-
Total: D